dogfuck

v.
see fucking the dog
to do nothing, to waste time, to screw around, esp. when you are expected to be doing something

The useless dipshit dogfucked all afternoon so I got stuck with his work.

by luke! June 10, 2004

DOGFUCK

3 cars

That bitch got the dogFuck gap

by Eldrifto April 29, 2019

Dogfuck

From an old one line joke, To Mess up Completely

Here's the punchline, "He was so messed up, he sent his wife out in the yard to play with the kids, went up stairs, and fucked the dog."

In the book, "The Right Stuff" After his space capsule sank, Astronaut Gus Grissom didn't recieve the full honors accorded to Al Shepard, because with the sinking, Grissom, "screwed the pooch." e.g. dogfuck

by Sir Veyr January 16, 2010

dogfuck

A complete total piece of shit; lamer; slacker; retard; a piece of dogshit; tarded; tard.

You're a sad excuse for a piece of dogfuck.

by Bill Brett April 14, 2006

dogfuck

to blindly force or pump your way into an unknown, usually dire, situation, with the majority of the pain and trauma primarily effecting the dogfuckee.

23:27 CitrousRapture: he has this absolutely amazing girlfriend and just proceeds to constantly dogfuck his way into the stupidest shit

by Matt Flynn April 30, 2006

dogfuck

what you are a retarded piece of when you make a shit thread

<b>great thread, you retarded piece of dogfuck</b>

by spammer April 5, 2005

dogfuck

v.

1. To annoy people consistently over a long period of time.
2. To be useless and screw up completely.

Person1 : "LOL! Look at the video. He is climbing the windows and snatching people up."
Person2 : "Wait, that looks like Nelson, my classmate in high school. He is just dogfuck."
Person1 : "He just got caught."
Person2: "Still dogfuck as hell."
Person1: "I know, right."

by DeathcureKat June 10, 2020