noun:
1) A condition were one feels the urge to have sex with a dog due to sick perversions or desperation
2) can be used to explain a "why" question that would have a drawn out or less funny answer than "because you have dogfuckitis", similar to because you touch yourself at night
Adj
1) Used to describe anything similar or related to dogfuckitis, most often smell
Dogfuckitis is a general slang term that can be applied to anything as long as it fits.
1) A condition were one feels the urge to have sex with a dog due to sick perversions or desperation
2) can be used to explain a "why" question that would have a drawn out or less funny answer than "because you have dogfuckitis", similar to because you touch yourself at night
Adj
1) Used to describe anything similar or related to dogfuckitis, most often smell
Dogfuckitis is a general slang term that can be applied to anything as long as it fits.
1) Joe: *walks into Dan's room* "Dude, it smells like
dogfuckitis in here."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get
the fuck out!"
2)Bob has a serious case of dogfuckitis, I walked in on him
and a Labrador...
3) Why is there sadness in the world?
Because you have dogfuckitis...
dogfuckitis in here."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get
the fuck out!"
2)Bob has a serious case of dogfuckitis, I walked in on him
and a Labrador...
3) Why is there sadness in the world?
Because you have dogfuckitis...
by dancesinblood1 October 18, 2011
v.
see fucking the dog
to do nothing, to waste time, to screw around, esp. when you are expected to be doing something
see fucking the dog
to do nothing, to waste time, to screw around, esp. when you are expected to be doing something
by luke! June 10, 2004
A stupid lazy son-of-a-bitch who sits around doing jack-shit all day, and mooch's weed off you like a motherfucker.
by OH MA GURD February 28, 2010
by jimmyholiday December 05, 2010
Wasting time, lazing around, procrastinating. When you're supposed to be somewhere, and you're late, you're dogfucking.
Note this definition has nothing to do with actually having sex with canines.
Note this definition has nothing to do with actually having sex with canines.
by Turbonator November 22, 2005
You haven't even started working on your essay yet? Honestly, you're the biggest dogfucker I've ever seen.
by The Canadian Information Minister August 07, 2003