dogsterphobic

when your dog is sleeping in your bed and you don't have any room so you end up falling asleep at like 2:00 in the morning

ugghhh i feel dogsterphobic, get out of my bed or give me some room!

by little RR king April 10, 2011

Dogfished

When you swipe right on that cutie with a dog in their photo, only to later learn it’s not even their dog.

“Cute lil pup you got there”, she said.

“Oh yeah, the ex got him in the breakup”, he confessed.

BOOM. Dogfished.

by xynzee August 5, 2019

roister doister

bit of a "player"; generally with women but can also be used in business. Origins - Only Fools and Horses.

"Rodders, I'd never of guessed, you ol' roister doister."

by adrian daniels March 17, 2005

dogfished

To be fooled by a male's online profile

Matt was dogfished when he thought the man he met online was actually a 28 year old body builder.

by ms. lolita February 8, 2015

Dofisher

Dofhiser is a scaly girl fish

a teenage girl who has a face and will make you laugh so hard your turban falls into your curry
she is nuts and will drop you mofo

she uses multiple sayings like "its just like coldcase files"
back in the year of 2010 she was originally called gilbitch. this, in recent years has changed.

sorry.

dofisher OMG ANNAPHALACTIC SHOCK IS NOTHING WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!
COMMMMEEEE BAAAAACCCCCKKKKK

WEEEEE LOOOOVEEEE UUUU

a lot of ppl will read this and know how much you love white dog sh**

by your mothers fish. December 22, 2010

Dogfighter

See Michael Vick. As of July 20, he was indicted for dogfighting.

Michael Vick is a dogfighter.

by Gus Johnson December 31, 2008

dogfighter

Another term for African-American Urban Male.

We be all rollin' in da hood headed fo de pit, 'cuz we be dogfighters, yo.

by PETAperson November 19, 2007