dog dick gnats

It's the gnats that fly around the dogs dick. Which are annoying.

Tommy is more annoying than dog dick gnats!

by Donjuan1173 September 28, 2013

dog dick red

simple the most amusing yet discusting color of red in existance

i went to the paint store the other day but they didn't have any dog dick red paint

by Pimp Shit Nick August 11, 2006

Dil Dodick

A very clever name for a male pornstar.

"Have you seen the new movie with Dil Dodick, it really brings out his many different talents."

by SmacMastr August 20, 2009

dog dick

A dog dick is when a guy's pubes start to migrate up the shaft. Usually 1-2 inches up the shaft is hairy. Trimming only makes it grow in thicker.

This chick said she loved guys with dog dicks, but she never gave me a blowjob. I think the crabs turned her off.

by Karl Brutenowsky October 15, 2006

Dog Dick Red

A very distinctive shade of red that compares to nothing but a dog dick.

When Derrick pulled his pants down Jennifer said ewwwwww it's Dog Dick Red.

Also normally having a baby dick

by Real Deal Phil July 8, 2019

Dog dick

Metal rail straps that have a piece of metal hanging from the end that has to be beat off by a sledge hammer.

Get the hammer and beat that dog dick off that strap.

by Digibender June 24, 2019

dog dick

When the penis is actually sucked all the way inside the body and looks like the package of a k-9

Holly shit! That water in lake Huron is so fucking cold I just scored a major case of dog dick.

by bastubes December 11, 2007