Blackening the dog's face

The act of pooing and then wiping the remaining excrement away with puppy embossed toilet paper.

Sam: "I love blackening the dog's face, it wipes the smirk right off him."

by Weeagnus December 14, 2009

Dog Face Wasted

Getting so wasted that you have no idea whats going on. Normally it's just getting drunk with friends and have a great time.

'Hey how was last night?'

'I got so dog face wasted, I don't remember anything!'

'Well did you have a good time?'

'Best night of my life, let's get dog faced every weekend!'

by Jenna Marbles November 6, 2011

Dog face filter

A horribly over used snapchat filter that is classified as a #basicbitch or #basicbro symptom.

Ryan's dog face filter is basic, cringe worthy, and great for weeding out followers.

by Mamaof22015 February 8, 2018

dog face slut

insult referring to someone as being an ugly bitchy slut

nathan: go to hell

cal: shut up you dog face slut

by calipso November 5, 2008

Dog Face Gremlin

A really ugly girl you pick up at a bar when you are in a slump and just want some ass.

steve and james got shitfaced at the bar last night and slump busted with a couple of dog face gremlins.

by Steve U. August 3, 2006

Dog Faced Gremlin

When a broad is so repulsive and so ghastly as to appear to the viewer as a Dog Faced Gremlin. This is especially true if she drives a Dodge Neon. Commonly abbreviated using its acronym, D.F.G.

After throwing up in an Osborne's parking lot "Hey dude, did you drink too much tonight?" "Nah man, I just caught a glimpse of the DFG!"

by Pize October 13, 2004

getting dog faced

Another euphamism for a guy masterbating that describes the expression on his face.

Why has Todd been in the bathroom so long? Is he getting dog faced in their?

by MrJCJones March 16, 2005