Dogbert

Genetically he may be a dog, but Dogbert is no man's best friend. He treats people with disdain, reserving special contempt for Dilbert, who's no master--or match--for Dogbert. (Although he wouldn't admit it, if push came to shove, he'd protect the bumbler. And never let him forget it).

His not-so-secret ambition is to conquer the world and enslave all humans. He anointed himself St. Dogbert, and as such takes special delight in exorcising the demons of stupidity.

We're very fortunate to be living in the time of Dogbert.

by Soiled Undergarment January 22, 2004

dobber heid

an idiot, scottish slang.

you're a dobber heid!

by fxxckface January 28, 2009

Poo Dobber

The lock of bum hair that surrounds the anus that when taking a shit becomes spackled with poo paste, making wiping a blivet of a situation. Poo paste is then dobbed onto the toilet paper during wiping, much like applying Kiwi to your leather boots.

Man, I hate mudbutt! I've been wiping my poo dobber for hours!

by Blivet Spill April 1, 2009

dobber

A Glasgow term for a dick head or in general just a stupid cunt.

See u, I'll punh ur cunt in ya fukin dobber.

by bettadayz October 18, 2015

doobert

a marijuana ciggarette
comes from the word "doobie"

yo man give me a toke of your doobert

by ciaranwarnock January 17, 2019

Fooble Dobber

A Fooble Dobber is when ones very large pp is inside out causing it to be a very large vahooch.

Whore: hey U see that dude
Slut:*opens stanky legs* yuh what about him
Whore: I totally slept wit him and he had a Fooble Dobber
Slut: No way must've been huge

by QwErTyBeNcH April 28, 2020

dogbert

1. A character in the daily comic strip "Dilbert" by Scott Adams. He is Dilbert's pet (or is Dibert Dogbert's pet?) and often makes fun of just about everyone he meets and appointed himself a saint.
2. The eventual ruler of the earth, and the people who subscribe to the Dilbert newsletter will be at his right hand, while all others will be the subscribers' personal slaves.
3. One of my role models.

1. Dogbert hates most humans.
2. All hail Dogbert.
3. Dogbert is a weaselish consultant for the Pointy-Haired Boss.

by dvdwinter9 January 6, 2007