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This is a useful phrase for any situation. Memes depict actors or people drinking coffee, so it is applicable. One of the best is the bridge of the Starship Enterprise where Captain Kirk, Sulu, and the navigator are drinking coffee on their shift.
First we drink the coffee then we do the things. coffee
by MyComputerMan July 16, 2017
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Do the fuck things up

before it is too late, you go out in the world. you experience new things that nobody else would experience. you make mistakes that nobody else would make.
you are living in fear. stop worrying about everything and do the fuck things up.
by moondream111 September 11, 2020
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I have things to do

You don't really have anything to do but you don't want to hang out with the person you said it to.
Mostly used after just having sex...

Guy: that was awesome but " I have things to do"
Girl: Oh?
Guy: Yep.
Girl: Gets dressed and leaves.
Guy: Turns on xbox and plays video games
by Eric Kacktastic December 10, 2010
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things to do in ur buddy's room

A couple fun ideas:
- Make pancakes and then share them with your dog.
- Build a blanket fort.
- Organize their books alphabetically by the last letter in the title.
- Play monopoly with your alter-egos.
- Cook meth.
- Read through one of their books and then rip out the most important page so they'll never know the ending.
- Pour honey on their underwear.
- Frame them for murder.
Things to do in ur buddy's room:
Their mom

Get it??? Like do their mom in their room!! Hah! What a zinger!
But really, don't do that. That's messed up. Just shoot some heroin or something like the rest of us.
by My Pussy Wagon is a minivan September 18, 2016
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The things you do for love

The things you do for love are all the things a guy does for love is anything sexual like sucking his dick, rimming his boy-hole, letting him fuck your chute, sucking his balls, and giving him kisses anywhere.
Of all the things I do of "The things you do for love", my favorite is sucking dick!
by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020
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do me bad things

1. Sodomise me
2. a really crap rock band from the early '00s
line from a really distasteful RRP porn:
"mama, help me, nasty men do me bad things"
by Noxema-Tapioca March 7, 2009
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Had Better Things To Do

Not invited.
Paul claims he “had better things to do” but in reality that weird motherfucker just was not invited.
by WolfgangMozart June 5, 2021
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