Do The Dew

to smoke marijuana or use marijuana related products; named for The Twin's mountain dew can safe.

Stoner 1: hey bro, u tryyin to do the dew?
Stoner 2: of course bro, 420 is comin up.
Stoner 3: i got 5 on it

by the man named stan October 21, 2008

Do the Dew

When you insert your penis into your sexual partner's rectum and then urinate. Often the penis has to be inserted fully and then become slightly flaccid, however true "Dewers" are able to maintain a full erection.

Mary: "Hey, are you coming out tonight?"

Jill: "I let Jack Do the Dew and I have been sitting on the toilet for ten minutes trying to get all the urine out. Put me down as a maybe."

by MC DDP October 18, 2009

Do the Dew

Having sex with a Mountain Dew container. See: fuckyeahdothedew.tumblr.com

Aww man, did you see her Do the Dew? How did that fit in her pussy?

by Kgramblam December 30, 2013

do da dew

When you're so bored that the only thing interesting is a mountain dew reference.

ARE U READY TO DO DA DEW?!!! YEET YEET YEET!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 24, 2019

do the dew

trying to fucc, pipe your shit, eat the ass like its happy hour at red lobster, tryna eat you out like a full course meal, want to do the intercourse, want to impregnate you, want to have babies, want to perform the sex, peeny in booty, ill be bill clinton youll be Monica lewinsky

"Madison be lookin so fine tonight that im tryna do the dew with her"

by yothatsbrett69 April 02, 2019

Do the dew

To kill oneself; commit suicide.

I chose a name in my family’s $2 gift which made me have to do the dew. However, I’m a bitch and didn’t do it.

by Michael “fagatar” Maksymowych December 15, 2023