Do the dew 

(a) drinking out of a bottle without touching your lips to the rim, like they do in commercials.

(b) using a homemade bong

(a)

guy 1: hey, let me get some of that grape drink.
guy 2: no way dude, you'll backwash.
guy 1: come on please? i'll do the dew.
guy 2: alright, here.

(b)
girl 1: are we smoking out of a banana peel and a cork?
guy 1: yeah, i lost my bong so we're going to have to do that dew.

Do the dew by Charity Jule October 30, 2009

Do the Dew 

Having sex with a Mountain Dew container. See: fuckyeahdothedew.tumblr.com

Aww man, did you see her Do the Dew? How did that fit in her pussy?

Do the Dew by Kgramblam December 29, 2013

do the dew 

trying to fucc, pipe your shit, eat the ass like its happy hour at red lobster, tryna eat you out like a full course meal, want to do the intercourse, want to impregnate you, want to have babies, want to perform the sex, peeny in booty, ill be bill clinton youll be Monica lewinsky

"Madison be lookin so fine tonight that im tryna do the dew with her"

do the dew by yothatsbrett69 April 1, 2019

Do the dew 

To kill oneself; commit suicide.

I chose a name in my family’s $2 gift which made me have to do the dew. However, I’m a bitch and didn’t do it.

Do the dew by Michael “fagatar” Maksymowych December 14, 2023

do the do mountain dew

To get things done

1. do the do mountain dew.
2. Can you do the do mountain dew?

do the do mountain dew by ToTheStars693 April 2, 2026