Boy 1 - Yo that bitch gave me attitude
Boy 2 - yo do some Vag-Kwon-Do on her
Boy 1- ill super samurai vag slam her
Boy 2 - yo do some Vag-Kwon-Do on her
Boy 1- ill super samurai vag slam her
by highroller234569 September 2, 2008
1. Any martial art maneuver clearly derived from gymnastic or dance techniques, often employed by actors with little martial arts training.
2. Choreographed fighting that looks too pretty to be realistic
2. Choreographed fighting that looks too pretty to be realistic
Though Dalton was vastly outnumbered, he remembered his Swayze Kwon Do and laid them out with a triple salchow.
by wordsmif September 16, 2009
tak kwon do:: the quickest way to get your sorry wossie ass beaten to a fine pulp by a small 7 year old child
tkdstudent:: im gunna go all all Tae kwon do on your ass
7yearoldchild:: holy crap you seid a bad word your ass is mine
dickweed!? *beats kid in to a fine pulp*
7yearoldchild:: holy crap you seid a bad word your ass is mine
dickweed!? *beats kid in to a fine pulp*
by bob b bobby September 2, 2006
When a big tree, little tree, any kind of tree in a pot of sorts is put outdoors for fresh air, etc. and there is a fear of theft, or abuse, the tree can demonstrate tree kwon do. Tree kwon do as a form of self defense for the tree.
If a tree is put outside within a populared area, and someone tries to steal the tree, it will practice, Tree Kwon Do.
by Newman Chapport December 2, 2011
Ancient form of martial arts kept in total silence from the world until it's recent emergence into a handful of the worlds cultures. All within the past 50 years or so. It has always been kept hush hush, with instructors carefully selecting a rare female student that must meet each of the three criteria: A) must be devoid of any element of feminist. B) has an unnatural and totally unprovoked hatred toward any penis-bearing person C) is so manly that even the slightest reference to her in a vaguely sexual sense will burn the ears of he who heard it, then cause him to gouge out his own eyes and remove and eat his own penis to ensure his own safety. This style of hate-fighting is consisted of 90% fist-based manuvering
by JimMuthaFuckinJones March 31, 2017
A martial art which focuses on utilizing kicks for long rang attacks. Also has a variety of punches, elbow strikes, and knee strikes.
The Tae-kwon-do tourney is next week. I'm taking tae-kwon-do to strengthen my legs and focus my mind
by TKD student December 16, 2004
A style of martial arts that is complete and utter nonsense.
In Tae Kwon Do, its all about the touranments, the money, scoring a point...ect.. Tae Kwon Do is for the person that wants to say, "I'm a black belt". But in Taw Kwon Do, that is completely worthless. I've seen adds that say "Become a black belt in 3 months!!! Geranteed". In Tae Kwon Do, yes, but not in the real martial arts. TKD is simply a money making business. TKD is a joke. Period.
In Tae Kwon Do, its all about the touranments, the money, scoring a point...ect.. Tae Kwon Do is for the person that wants to say, "I'm a black belt". But in Taw Kwon Do, that is completely worthless. I've seen adds that say "Become a black belt in 3 months!!! Geranteed". In Tae Kwon Do, yes, but not in the real martial arts. TKD is simply a money making business. TKD is a joke. Period.
TKD Man: OHYA!!! Well, I'm a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. I can beat you up.
Karate Man: Ppppffftt... Idiot. ***Walks Away***
Karate Man: Ppppffftt... Idiot. ***Walks Away***
by John Raven.exe May 8, 2006