Divorced Dad Bod

A divorced dad bod has a greater BMI than of a dad bod. One great way to separate the dad bods from the divorced dad bods are visible stretch marks. Since divorced men are huskier and more heavy set, they will typically show stretch marks. But men with divorced dad bod, do not fear, for it is a 2 part transformation. After crushing all the beer and Cheetos in the world,following a divorce your body will blow up, but someday you will have an epiphany. You will dream of 6 pack abs and all the honeys in the world surrounding you at the bar. That is when step 2 of the transformation occurs. You will trade in your beer and Cheetos for a gym membership and whey protein. From there, the rest is history.

Arthur: Dude did you see Mark at our 20 year high school reunion?
Karl: Yeah man, Trixy leaving him and taking the kids really took a toll on him.
Arthur: I know, you could tell he was sporting a serious divorced dad bod.

by TheRealChickenFucker May 30, 2015

divorced kids

Kids who have divorced parents and have to do with all the shit that comes with it

divorced kids have a hard life

by Artlover2000 July 9, 2015

divorced teeth

a person with ugly separated teeth aka a mabrouk

Yacin:"look at that ugly divorced teeth mabrrouk"

by RYM_RAM December 23, 2016

divorced dad

quackity.

“hey! have you seen a divorced dad recently?”
quackity: 🧍

by h3atwaves_ April 19, 2021

divorced bit lad

A lad that drinks by himself. A lad that solely has only one friend, being himself.

I was standing by the bar, like a divorced bit lad.

by Chachnian Rebel October 17, 2005

Divorced parents gang

Group of kids from Nicollet, MN that have divorced parents
Basically run the entire town because of the rough childhood they endured

“Woah you’re not apart of the divorced parents gang, you must think you’re privileged”
“My mom just cheated on my dad, can’t wait to be apart of the divorced parents gang”

by Cat69er November 10, 2020

Divorced Breasts

When a set of nipples point in completely opposite directions regardless of the body position of the women who has them.

Man Cathy would have a nice rack if it wasn't for her divorced breasts.

by apaq11 January 30, 2010