Dirext

v. To direct someone via text messages.

Bonnie: "Do you know how to get here?"

Clyde: "No, I'll need you to dirext me."

Bonnie: "Okay, I'm hanging up."

**buzz buzz**
1 New Message: Bonnie

"Take the next exit on I-5 and turn right at the... etc"

by buckninety90 January 1, 2012

Detextive

A current or former partner who makes a regular habit of going through you’re phone, specifically your texts while your sleeping in order to find something incriminating to use against you. They may be inclined to even steal your phone, log in to your online account and use gaslighting as a way to satisfy their need to be in control. This is a toxic behavior, not to be fooled with anything cute or meaningful. It’s a decision derived from a pre existing desire to be a drama queen and cause a fight when they have no actual reason to do so.

I woke up this morning in my man’s arms he so sexy.. until I realized he wasn’t lookin at me. Mother f***** had been on his detextive shit again reading my convos with my momma. He didn’t know I was awake tho, and when he came at me for my mamma “hating him and our love” I asked his detextive ass if he’s sayin that cuz he talked to her? Or because he was readin my shit at 7 a.m like a paranoid lil man child.

I slapped him in the mouf and called mamma.

by Textbomber October 10, 2021

dtext

Drunk texting abbrev.

I hope I don't fuck up and dtext my ex-girl friend.

by bjpena August 28, 2011

Dictexting

Dictating a text message. Particularly on the new iPhone Six with the voice recognition software,

Because the voice recognition feature on IOS 8 is so good, dictexting is easier than entering the letters from the keypad.

by rebelyid October 11, 2014

diexter

A snake who slithers around waiting for good opportunities to strike from the shadows in any way when you least expect it, It gives out a peaceful vibe at first as it stands in silence slithering close to you to find an opportunity to strike.
Once you spot the snake you can never unspot it

Dont be a Diexter

by The Master Snake December 11, 2017

Detexting

To remove all fatal temptations to text and drive.

Why don't you text Linda that we're on the way. Can't bro, I'm detexting right now.

by Ms. Dolce September 5, 2012

ditesticle

something really good or funny

lee evans is a great comedian. his shows are ditesticle

by johnny foreigner July 28, 2007