vaginal dissonance

(n) - An unstable combination of women that increases ambient bitchiness. This can occur when the natural vibrating frequencies emitted from one woman's vagina interfere with those of another, causing an unappealing positive feedback (aka vagitation) that attenuates the mood of all women contributing to the dissonance. The intensity of vaginal dissonance is directly proportional to 1) the average distance between each vagina, and 2) the average amplitude of emitted vaginal frequencies, which can vary dramatically between women. It is believed that most documented cases of PMS are actually mistaken episodes of vaginal dissonance.

Bob: "Dude, do not go in that room right now."
Paul: "Why?"
Bob: "Because my sister and her mother-in-law are both in there, and the vaginal dissonance is extreme."
Paul: "Damn...would you like to get a taco or something?"
Bob: "Would I!"

by ah_halifax January 6, 2013

disco deaky

Also known as, John Deacon. He was the bassist for the band, Queen.

He sure loved to boogy and wiggle his booty.

Also, before you go... Freddie Mercury gave all of his band mates female names. Disco Deaky didn't get one because he was to... masculine.

Random Dude Who Listens to Rap: "Who the heck is that dood over there, dancing like a hobo?"
Me: "That's Disco Deaky my dood. Time to switch ur music up a little. I'm a little... offended."

by ooooooooooooooooooooooooof foo December 31, 2018

Dissolved

When you get happy, confident, tipsy, social, intoxicated, or varying degrees of slizzard from alcohols besides ethanol. It's like more fun than being drunk, but not quite as fun as being high. It's like a great buzz without the buzzkill. It's feeling great and dissolved into a state of confidence and inebriation from these alcohols. Higher carbon chain alcohol can provide an intoxicating feeling similar to ethanol, but with less liver damage and little to no hangover. Examples include 1-propanol, n-butanol, GHB, and 2-methyl-2-butanol. They still can get you drunk in higher amounts, but these alcohols get you a social and slizzard high far below the tipsy or drunk level. They also last longer than regular ethanol. Use these alcohols responsibly!

Dude: I drank some butanol and got dissolved.

Chick: I had some propanol and feeling tipsy. I got dissolved.
Woman: I feel so dissolved from the 2-methyl-2-butanol. I'm in the mood for anything.
Sheen: Oh yeah! It's time to do it. Also, this ghb is strong stuff. I'm so dissolved.

by CognitiveFuel May 11, 2015

Discombobulate

Ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months.

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭

First, discombobulate

Dazed, discombobulate

Distract target.. discombobulate
Block his blind jab, discombobulate
He'll attempt wild haymaker,

discombobulate

In summary, 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐨𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞

by CrunchySnackys November 16, 2020

Disco Shower

The act of grinding and shaking your booty to music whilst fully lathered in the throes of a hot steamy shower…

Hey! I've just got up and am feeling mighty fine, I think I'm gonna get down to the vibes and have me a Disco Shower.

by Cheeky little monkey February 4, 2019

disco pillow

Putting glitter on dick and titty fucking a girl while doing copious amounts of cocaine and listening to Abba.

Hey bro, I totally got a disco pillow from your mom last night. She's incredibly limber.

by TX Pete June 9, 2016

panic! at the disco fan

let's discuss the difference between a real fan, shall we?

real fan:

doesn't judge other fans by how many song titles they can name, respects that some other fans don't know every single song of every single panic album, and most definitely doesn't hand out their unwanted opinions to new fans.

fake fans:

always asks irrelevant questions and makes other fans uncomfortable.

is this what Brendon would want? think about it.

real panic! at the disco fan:

karla: oh my gosh I really love panic at the disco!!!

Stacy: oh my gosh I really do too! Maybe we should talk about it like civil human beings!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!

fake panic! at the disco fan:

karla: oh my gosh I really love panic at the disco!!!

Barbara: oh really??! Well then why is the middle name of Ryan's uncle's grandpa's cousin's ex's brother-in-law's sister?? Or do you not even know who Ryan is?????!!!

learn the difference.

by cofkase July 6, 2016