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PDA (Pathetic Displays of Affection)

To those who thought there couldn't be worse than that couple slobbering noisily all over each other centimetres from your own face at rush hour on the tube (Public Displays of Affection) - think again.

There's always Pathetic Displays of Affection. These usually occur when one or both parties is irretrievably inebriated. Sometimes followed by convenient memory loss the morning after the night before and/or heavy regret and shame felt by one or both parties.

Almost without fail intoxication-related, Pathetic Displays of Affection can be physical or virtual - in which case, thanks to the miracle of modern technology, they can take the various but inevitably excruciating forms of drunken dialling, texting or even, more permanently so, emailing and instant messaging.
Pedro, spare us all the PDA (Pathetic Displays of Affection) and the ensuing wingeing phone call to me about how mortified you are. There is no world in which it's a good idea to tell this Madeleine girl you just met at the bar that you want to marry her and impregnate her shortly afterwards. Even if she IS a hot blonde blue-eyed Swede.
by princessetamtam April 29, 2009
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Public Display of Infection

A public incident which subjects others to one's own germs/ diseases.
"That guy made no effort whatsoever to cover his sneeze. That was a total Public Display of Infection."
by Pepe-Ramón September 30, 2007
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socioeconomic disparity

A way to say you are poor or don't have a lot of money, used in the videogame Ratchet and Clank.
Plumber: The escape transports are takin all the rich folks off this god darn planet!
Ratchet: Why aren't you on one?
Plumber: Socioeconomic disparity.
Ratchet: What?
Clank: He hasn't got enough Bolts.
by TheRatchetandClankfan January 21, 2014
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Facebook Display of Affection

When assholes feel the need to share their love with all of their Facebook contacts, much to everyone else's dismay.
Asshole #1 missin u like crazy!
1 second ago • Comment • Like

Asshole #2 likes this.

Asshole #2 Me 2! Can't wait to c u l8r on 2nite, sexy! xoxo ♥

Friend who has to put up with this shit Fuck off already! Your facebook display of affection makes me wanna spew!
by pamhatesassholes July 27, 2009
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displaybia

This is when really drunk girls are wearing short skirts and little to no underwear and parts of their genitals are exposed. Also, when celebrity girls get out of cars and paparazzi photograph their exposed thingies.
Jim: How was the party last night?
Victoria: It was insane! There was sooo much displaybia!

Oh god, I was so drunk last night. I wish I hadn't worn such a displaybial outfit.

Those girls were displaybiating all over the place last night.

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton used to always exits cars way too displaybially.
by Skankfacecuntwad001 February 2, 2010
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Disparaging

/di-'sper-i-jing/
word of origin : Disparage (noun)

1 to lower in rank or reputation : DEGRADE
2 to depreciate by indirect means (as invidious comparison) speak slightingly about
adj : Disparaging
That party was NOT Faggotry, and i resent that Disparaging remark!
by Vincent Vinyard December 7, 2006
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vulgar display of power

A punch to the face that is administered with such force that shockwaves ripple through the victim's skin. If done correctly, it also has a time-slowing effect. Named for an awesome Pantera album, the cover of which displays an ideal vulgar display of power (abbreviated VPD).
I couldn't stand that punk's constant whining, so I gave him a vulgar display of power. Now he's dead.
by b33ftink October 7, 2007
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