disintegration

differentiation - f'(x)

- what is the opposite of integration?
- disintegration.

by James Mcintosh November 21, 2003

Helm of Disintegration

A magical helm item used in Dungeons & Dragons as described by Peter Griffin. Used to seduce naughty school girls. (Other definition notes that it is a World of Warcraft item but Peter Griffin is describing Dungeons & Dragons character stats).

Lois: "Ohh I need a spanking, I'm a bad, bad girl."

Peter: "I'm a paladin with an 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1d4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 holy avenger."

Lois: "Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration!"

Peter: "Oh... Okay, then, I'm a Black Guy."

by SaltyCaptain December 07, 2016

Taste Disintegrator

A food or drink that takes away a fowl, stomach churning taste.

My water was a Taste Disintegrator when a plate of steaming slugs was placed in front of me.

by Not Who You Might Think July 04, 2013

helm of disintegration

A magical warcraft item that only exists on family guy. Also, cannot be used by paladins. apparently incredibly erotic.

Lois: I'm a naughty school girl, and i need to be punished!
Peter: i'm a level eighty paladin... something something something helm of disintegration.
Lois: Paladins can't wield the helm of disintegration!

by noctus_vampyro November 24, 2011

The Piss Disintegration Paradox

A paradox explaining that if you sit in a puddle of your own piss for long enough, your legs will disintegrate.

Inferior Beta: Your piss won't disintegrate your legs.
Superior Intellectual: Yes it will according to The Piss Disintegration Paradox.

by ThePissDisintegrationParadox July 31, 2022

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate!

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!

by kermit999 November 24, 2010

wig disintegrated

Expression used when you are so surprised that you want to snatch your wig and destroy it.

Drag queen: *suddenly dips*

Someone watching: “wig disintegrated!”

by Barbz4Ever September 01, 2021