disillusion

The state in which one is not deluted by any false comforts.

Jake: "Wanna hang out today?"
Karly: "No, you don't even exist."
Jake: "What?"
Karly: "Sorry, I'm just terribly disillusioned."

by Hez La January 29, 2009

Prime Disillusionment Syndrome

Noun,
/prīm disəˈlo͞oZHənmənt ˈsinˌdrōm/

When someone refuses in spite of obvious and irrefutable evidence that Priming does not positively effect the matchmaking time of online games.

Boy's, I think we need to talk, I'm really concerned about JZ. Last night we repeatedly entered games with extreme ease with the help of priming. I think he may be suffering from Prime Disillusionment Syndrome, he may need professional help.

by KRENDLE December 1, 2021

food disillusion

When you are in a foreign country and you realise that the food you ordered isn't what you expected it would be. Instead, the look, smell, taste and/or texture is somehow unnerving, unrecognisable and disappointing and you can't bear eating it.

Paul: Oh! I'm so hungry! Where's my chicken?

(Waiter brings food to the table)
Paul: What IS that!? I thought it was going to be stir-fried chicken but it's actually chicken tendons and cartilage!
Nat: Oh Paul, that is food disillusion right there. Do you want some of my fries?

by Flitta August 24, 2011

disillusional

Confused and don't know what's going on

Last night was very disillusional

by Mr- January 2, 2009

Online Phonetic Palatability Disillusionment

The moment when that cute thing you type online sounds dumb when you say it out loud in real life. Like when you actually say "sneks" out loud.

"Hey, come check out this reddit for sneks."
"For what?"
"For sne-... Never mind I just realized this is stupid and a waste of everyone's time. "
"You just had Online Phonetic Palatability Disillusionment didn't you"
"Yeah, it hurts a little."

by Dr. Kissinger July 6, 2017

Disillusionment

That one night of drunkenness wherein you find out (by accident, serendipity, or some twist of fate) that your girl friends don't exactly think you're as pretty as you think you are.

Girl: Who's prettier, Jane or me???
Friend: (pauses) You know how when someone is SO evil that even though they're really pretty they like, not look so pretty anymore? I think Jane's like that..

And that, folks, is Disillusionment.

by catfight12 January 4, 2009

disallusioned

not correct in any context or circumstance; anything Anna says that disagrees with TRedE; see wrong

Anna is always disallusioned.

by TRedE March 31, 2005