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no-contact dishwashing

A manual dishwashing technique that involves extremely limited contact with the dirty dish: you just spray dishwasher soap on it, open the tap and hope for the best.

Usually employed when there's no more clean dishes and you want to struggle on for an extra meal.
I got home so hungry and tired I couldn't bother to wash dishes properly, so I fixed something up and went with no-contact dishwashing instead.
by jps75 January 6, 2010
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dishwashington

A title only the mosy highly honored dishwashers ever claim. Its got a connotation relevant to those of Napoleon Bonaparte and Alexander the Great. Seldomly will you ever meet one.
Look Dishwashingtons just goin ham on them dishes.
by dishwashington September 10, 2014
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Ghetto Dish Washing

Rinsing off the dishes and then putting them at the bottom of the clean ones.
if you are in a hurry to go someone and you have a bunch of dirty dishes, ghetto dish washing would be the answer.
by sirswimsalot July 11, 2009
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Dish Washing Bitch

A male who undermines his masculinity by participating in a rather feminine tradition, washing dishes.

This DWB is often considered a nancy and a sailor of anul ports.

Which ever man is willing to disgrace testosterone at the wish of his female counterpart should be shot.
Person 1: "Tshego is the biggest Dish Washing Bitch I have ever met."

Person 2 : "I know, the fact that he does a bitches job on a daily basis is sickening."

Person 1: "Let's shoot him."

Person 2: "Ya, let's."
by qwertybobsid August 23, 2011
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Dish Washing

That act of a female performing oral sex on a male for money.
Jim: Where did Jessica get all that money?
Tom: I heard she has been dish washing Steve and Eric.
Jim: Really? How much does she charge?
by Teddy V January 7, 2008
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Dickwashing

An equivalent to whitewashing where one assumes the gender of an unspecified person to be male based on subconscious stereotyping
“Dude if my FBI agent is reading this, he’s gonna be so grossed out.”
“Bro stop dickwashing, what if the FBI agent is a women huh?”
by Gayrey August 17, 2018
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Wishwashing

after it rains you drive down the street especially in big puddles with your head out the window
nick:it just rained, wanna go wishwashing in the puddles?
by KBOSS April 11, 2009
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