dishwash

When a man tries to put soap in a lady's vagina, usually to her displeasure.

We were having a great time until that asshole started dishwashing me in the shower.

I'm never hanging out with that fuckin dishwasher again.

by jacobhottberry December 7, 2010

dishwasher

something that virgins call women bc they’re mad they don’t get pussy

kayla: i don’t want to have sex with you because you’re unpleasant
brad: whatever dishwasher make me a sandwich

by b0ss.jpg_666RUFUS December 23, 2020

dishwasher

I don't know, an expensive drying rack

What the hell is a dishwasher?

by VeteranString12 January 20, 2022

dishwasher

another word for a women

my dishwasher stopped working so i beat her

by rodrickfromdiaryofawimpykid February 23, 2020

Dishwasher

a married woman

Feminist: I dont want to wash dishes anymore I'm important and useful
Man: Silly dishwasher Hippety Hoppity women are property!

by JerryJohan June 3, 2018

dishwasher

a machine in your kitchen that eats leftovers and gunk off your dinner plates so that you don't have to

Don't rinse them, just put them in the dishwasher.

You don't need to eat it, the dishwasher will eat it for you

by Billiam Beaver June 7, 2018

Dishwasher

When you get mad at your girl so you treat her as property.

Wife: get rid of your waifu posters
Husband: SHUT UP YOU FREELOADING PRICK AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU DISHWASHER!!!

by Mr.Hitlerplsloveme May 17, 2018