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Mating Disruption

When someone "cock blocks" or in some way hinders the mating between two or more engaged parties.
"Dude my girlfriend and I were fucking and in walks my brother letting me know my 18 year old female neighbor was downstairs... with the results from her pregnancy test. Talk about a mating disruption..."
by Batmanact January 5, 2009
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disruption

(Noun)
Buzzword used by Silicon Valley gurus, often in conjunction with innovation, as in 'disruptive innovation'. It's supposed to sound cool and radical - like revolution - but it's also terribly empty, so technies and entrepreneurs using the term constantly have to explain why the digital world is so disruptive, compared to like the Industrial Revolution. Which is where it all falls flat.
"We are creating a 3D World, where Data and Digital combine to Disrupt current business models. Only when that happens, you actually see Disruption at work."
by Monticello-W February 17, 2017
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Discrastination

Procrastinating due to a large amount of distractions. Being so distracted that you procrastinate and get nothing done. Using distractions as an excuse to get nothing accomplished.
With deadlines looming, discrastination took effect and nothing was accomplished.
by LesPaulLover May 2, 2023
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Distraction

A person of the opposite gender which is not a significant other, but has enough "beyond friendship" feelings and possibilities attached to him/her that this person creates a major loss of productive time whenever s/he is available for contact.
The distraction is online. I won't get any homework done anytime soon.
by Distraction Central April 3, 2009
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Dinner Distraction

When somebody distracts you with the idea of food being ready, just to get you off what you were focussing on.

Tends to be when someone wants to get your attention by the emans of using food to their advantage and ruin your focus on anything else.
Example 1

Person 1: - Dinner is ready!
Person 2: - Okay I'm coming. {Turns off computer}
Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!.
Person 2: - The dinner clearly isn't ready...

You haven't eithen put it on the plate...
Person 1: - I tricked you!

Example 2

Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!
Person 2: - I'm coming {Turns off computer}.
{Walks into Kitchen, with food still boiling and not on the plate}.
Person 2: - Why say food is ready when I can't take it into the front room yet, It's not eithen on the plate.
Person 1: - You can wait now then.
Person 2: - *sigh* fine... {Thinks Dinner Distraction}
by Dark Fox Zeurra May 12, 2010
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Mutually Assured Distraction

The practice of distracting others in a manner assuring that neither party gets any work done.
We were both working on our papers but then she started chatting with me on Facebook and it was mutually assured distraction after that.
by Big South February 22, 2010
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weapons of mass distraction

A well-endowed woman's breasts, especially when showing cleavage, that is used to distract males from their day-to-day tasks.
"Whoa man, look at those fine WMDs!"
.. 5 minutes later ...
"So what exactly did I come here to do?"
by wackomenace August 28, 2004
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