scrotal discontent

refers to any angst with life whose origins can be traced back to scrotal issues
i.e: pain and suffering of the scrotum, blue-balling, rasor burn

This pussy lesion on my genitalia is leading to scrotal discontent.

by Scrotal discontent October 27, 2006

Subjective discontent

(n) A list of reason(s) for dissatisfaction that relies on emotional arguements or personal beliefs. Expressing subjective discontent within a business setting is often considered inappropriate and will likely be dismissed without being addressed. Often Subjective discontent relies on hearsay, or drawing conclusions that require an understanding of someone else's thinking.

Opposite of Objective discontent

Jim expressed his Subjective discontent with the team when he explained that he felt they excluded him from meetings on purpose because they didn't respect his opinion.

by EMB1 August 12, 2011

Objective discontent

(n) A list of reason(s) for dissatisfaction that does not rely on emotional arguements or personal beliefs. Expressing objective discontent within a business setting establishes a clearly documented non-emotional concern, and (typically) directly points at a recommendation for addressing the concern.

Opposite of Subjective discontent

Jim presented 7 examples that hightlighted his Objective discontent with the team's performance including not scheduling meetings in advance & not providing summarized meeting minutes.

by EMB1 August 12, 2011

cheek disconnect

The disconnection of a telephone conversation caused by ones cheek inadvertantly pressing on the disconnect button. This is more likely to occur with touchscreen mobile phones.

I was in the middle of an important discussion when I experienced a cheek disconnect. This occurred when my cheek hit the disconnect button on my mobile phone ending my telephone call and my train of thought. Cheek disconnect can also lead to a unigab situation. (see; unigab)

by Kathleen G Smith January 12, 2009

Disconcerted

To be discomforted, in an awkward situation, not like whats going on.

unsettled, thrown off blaance, confused, taken back, perturbed,

"I was very disconcerted when the whole class looked at me"

by Stefan Brakus May 31, 2006

European Disconnect

How people in Europe cannot understand American mannerisms or humor. They find offense in American friendly taunting. Very noticeable in online gaming

American "Ha! Whupped your ass!"
European "Why do you mock me and denigrate my abilities?"
American "FAG!"
European "I am not a cigarette"
American "But you love cock!"
European "You are insane, where is the admin?"
American "Damn European Disconnect"

by furiousfunk February 23, 2011

Causally Disconnected

Due to the property of exponential universal expansion, all non-local baryonic matter will eventually be displaced beyond the cosmic horizon and forever out of our reach.

Shit, ANOTHER Galaxy just disappeared over the cosmic horizon... forever Causally Disconnected from us. Even travelling at the speed of light, we could never catch it...never.

by YAWA July 25, 2019