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dirty chris

A sex act in which the dominant partner spits and hacks up loogies on the submissive partner. Especially popular among practitioners of sadomasochism.
He likes the dominatrix to perform the dirty chris on him whenever he's in town for the weekend.
by iagojones August 20, 2009
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Dirty Chris

When your friend fucks a girl but pisses her off so you become her sugar daddy and fuck her too only to then also piss her off, and 6 months later she transitions to a man so now you and your friend are Eskimo brothers by fucking the same dude.
Damn Justin, I did a dirty Chris last night.
by Mostafa Fahkri July 2, 2022
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Dirty Chris

When you pretend to order pizza to eat but you smear the pizza all over your naked body and invite the old women next door to eat of your body. You save a slice and make your "home made mayo" and put on the the slice and watch as she eats it.
Going to me grans, she has a best friend next door so might do a dirty Chris
by No gnomes sherlock July 12, 2021
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National Dirty Chris Day

October 21st is a day where we celebrate dirty chris’s outlandish shenanigans such as being a felon and sex offender
“did you hear about dirty chris beating up my grandma on national dirty chris day?”

“yeah he does that lmao”
by dirty chris lover 33 October 18, 2019
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Dirty Chris

When all the girls fantasize about fucking you and all the guys are envious and jealous of you. But when the girls eventually sit down on your cock all hell breaks loose. No e if them want to leave you or let you go. Causing you and other guys to fight it out. Thick dick Casanova.
Shannon told Shelby to have her back if she's asked about a sleepover. Since Shannon was secretly having a Dirty Chris with a popular guy.
by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023
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Dirty Chris

Is a sexual act when a woman gets butt naked for a hot guy she just met and sits on his big dick. But then realizes she cant take it all so she tries jumping off only to sit back on it.
Beth pulled a Dirty Chris on a hit guy she met ant the bar. It was the best sex she ever had.
by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023
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