Dirty nick

Someone who wants to take a poo in their 10 family trailer park bathroom after getting head with cold sores. Misses his exes!

Get in the house my child you are getting dirty nick!

by Handlehopper January 2, 2026

dirty dick nick

A low life loser who will stick their penis into any thing or person just to be able to say they did

"Hey I just had sex with a girl who had a bad yeast infection! " "What the fuck is wrong with you Dirty Dick Nick"

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 24, 2023

Dirty St. Nick

To shit in a girls shoe. Usually done while sneaking out after a one night stand.

Dave slept with an ugly girl, but gave her a Dirty St. Nick before he snuck out.

by Cajun King October 23, 2008

The Dirty St. Nick

When you are done with a one night stand and the girl is passed out, you shit in one of her shoes as if you were St. Nick leaving her a treat.

Dave: "I fucked this girl last night and gave her The Dirty St. Nick"

Steve: "What's a Dirty St. Nick?"

Dave: " I shit in her shoe while she was asleep".

by Ed K75 February 21, 2009

The Dirty Nickel

By far the most disgusting district in the Cleveland Police Department. Formly known as the 5th District and now the 3rd District. The walls are falling apart and there are bullet holes in the garage from officers driving by hammered cranking off a few in hopes of hitting the commanders jaguar. Home of clown face the most prolific cop on the east side. The roll call room and bathrooms are covered withs large drawings of cocks and other slander. The night shift sergeant has been seen showering upstairs where reports of staph infection have been present. Althougth its the best place for a Cleveland cop to take a dump in connection with all the entertaining stories and drawings on the bathroom stalls. Its been said the dirty nickel is home to the worst supervisors in the history of Cleveland Police Department.

Chris: "Dude we graduated the academy were going to the dirty nickel!"

Ron: "Yea that place blows some dude out there has a huge cock they draw it on all the walls."

Chris: "Apparently he bangs virgin rookies with that huge cock."

Dirty Nickel

by The wild zone car June 29, 2011

The Dirty Nickle

(noun) A part of Southern California within the 805 area code that is known for some of the most solid homeboys the world has ever seen.

As the saying goes “come to the dirty nickle, where you’ll get your hand shook and your money took!”

by Sick Boy 805 January 17, 2019

dirty nicky

When you make them dress up as a maid, pick the absolute biggest pineapple possible, and shove it as far as you can, without lube, up their asshole.

They said they like it rough, so I gave them the dirty Nicky

by Parikeet March 31, 2020