Dirty Matt

A dirty Matt is when a man has a HUGE cock but doesn’t let it make him cocky and instead actually knows how to please and temporarily break the insides of a woman.

I took my dirty Matt out for dinner yesterday!

Oh the one with the big shlong?

by Matchupichu June 8, 2022

Dirty Matt

When you live stream to your friends on discord you pulling down your pants and your millimeter defeater shows the bulbus tip.

Bro Matt pulled a Dirty Matt last night when we were gaming.

by SexMaster2099 July 17, 2023

Dirty Matt

When you stick your testicles in a bitches asshole, then fuck her pussy until you proceed to cream pie her

Raymond pulled a Dirty Matt on Kendall last night, he sent me the video!!

by MattGotMemes April 17, 2020

Dirty Matt

To deliberately force a star picket fence post up your rectum

"Hey Karl, what's that farmer doing?"

"He is doing a dirty Matt"

by PeninsulaPuppet November 28, 2020

dirty marty

a cocktail requiring ice made during tailgating when bathroom facilities are limited ie. ability to wash hands

Upon returning from the porta john Marty asks "Whose ready for a Dirty Marty?"

by Dana Goheen June 29, 2007

dirty marty b

When you blow 10 homeless guys while wearing rainbow crocs.

I saw a guy giving a dirty marty b downtown today.

by Dirt migurt September 18, 2018

Dirty Matt

Dirty Matt

Let's see dirty matt

by anonymous September 15, 2021