dirt tan

When a person, usually a man, looks like he has a nice tan from being out in the sun all day. When in actuality it's just dirt. Usually seen on mechanics, truck drivers, racecar drivers, roofers, and a lot of guys that live in Florida.

When I saw that cute mechanic I thought, "wow, he's got a nice warm glow to him!", but he got closer and I saw it was just a "dirt tan".

by Karlene Schultz April 30, 2007

dirt tail

a man whore

'thompson, you're such a dirt tail'

by FFFFF4 December 17, 2011

Dirt turkey

A girl who goes to ever single bonfire in the deserts, they dance to foot loose because that's the only song they know how to dance to. They wear short short that shows their ugly thigh tattoo, Walmart cowgirl boots, a short tight famous shirt that shows their beer belly, and a flat billed hat. They have slept with pretty much every single person who has a truck and talks down to them, they claim they can out ride anyone on a dirt bike but can't even afford fuel to put in their imaginary dirtbike. They get offended when you say the will be a horrible mother for saying they will bring their kid to every bonfire

Did you see dirt turkey Sara last night at apex? She was bouncing around each truck last night trying to get a good dicking.

by Ranger runner June 4, 2016

dirt tulip

When you capture your fart in your closed hand, raise it to your friend's nose and open your hand with fingers pointing to the sky.

Billy gave Skip a dirt tulip as a wake up call.

by coug dude May 18, 2015

Dirt Throat

Giving head after eating ass or giving a hobo head

Damn your girl has that dirt throat

by Rabbidraccoon June 28, 2022

dirt track

to shove it up the bum bum instead of the pee pee when there on the blob

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

by dave February 15, 2005

dirt turnip

After anal sex when the man has excremental staining to the head of his penis he is said to have a dirt turnip.

In simple terms, when you pull your root out of a mud butt you get a dirt turnip.

Tom couldn't help but admire his dirt turnip when he was done.

Wife: What would you like me to make for dinner?

Husband: dirt turnip

by Garage gang February 25, 2017