Diplomating

Diplomating is the act of exposing yourself at a bar or other public place and claiming diplomatic immunity. This is commonly done by scummy men claiming to be diplomats.

The man was diplomating in front of us as we grabbed our drinks at the bar.

by Chick Evans October 14, 2019

diplomadick

one who is objective in their acceptance of one's dick, not judging the physical characteristics that one cannot help.

Her: "So how did the date go last night? Did you smash?"
She: "Yeah, it wasn't anything to write home about, but I'm diplomadick"
Her: "Respect"

by GlazeHer June 12, 2015

Diplomatic Immunity

A status whereby a deserving person does not get their comeuppence because of an association with a proctecting power.

The protecting power is usually a friend or a relative, however a person or institution with authority can apply, for example an employer or company.

"I wanted to set Ben on fire and stamp out the flames but since he's my brother-in-law I have to bight my tounge and put up with the arrogant, racist cunt"

"I wanted to tell Karen she's being a selfish, spoiled cockteasing bitch, however my girlfriend is Karen's best mate and might not give me head if I insult her friend"

"I really wanted to kick the shit out of Paul but since hes my boss, I guess I'll have to wait until I win the lotto"

Ben, Karen and Paul all have Diplomatic Immunity

by fandango8 January 27, 2010

diplotainment

Foreign diplomacy conducted with the number one goal of raising one's profile at home. When a need to declare victory in foreign negotiations overrides the need to actually achieve any real foreign policy objectives. Daniel Russel, former President Obama's senior Asia Director at the National Security Council, speaking of the upcoming summit with North Korea after NK's categorical refusal to abandon their nuclear program: "President Trump has forged a new category of international relations that I would call 'diplotainment' and the Singapore meeting is going to demonstrate diplotainment at its pinnacle."

The summit is merely Diplotainment, as the President will declare victory even if nothing is achieved.

by Locksmi June 10, 2018

Diplomatic Shuffler

A person who bullies others in online gaming using only 3 words at a time. A person who was homeschooled using only picture books.

Hey RoughToy who is that diplomatic shuffler who keeps sending me messages?

by PickleMan840 August 16, 2020

Diplotating

An overwhelming feeling so great that it may be described as something more than astounding or devastating. (A word created in honour of Diplo the recluse)

Fangirling over Diplo is very diplotating for him.

by babyeuclid December 25, 2021

Diplomadick

Being able to negotiate with someone and yet still tell them to go eat a dick.

I initiated diplomadick contact with the other alliance leader last night. We might help them after he eats a dick.

by Hawen December 28, 2021