Diplonazi 

1) Someone who believes (foolishly or otherwise) that diplomacy is the ONLY way to keep a country safe.

2) Someone who believes in disbanding any military in favor of having only diplomatic relations with the rest of the world.

1) "The government just said that we are going to deal with countries that threaten us with only Sanctions and U.N. involvement. Man, are we being run by diplonazi's?"

2) "Did you get a load of that hippy? They wanted to get rid of all our military, man what a diplonazi."

Diplonazi by Smiling Jack June 13, 2009

Diplomatic 

Diplomatic means,skilled in dealing with sensitive matters or people,also tactful.

The term 'to be diplomatic' says that somebody is answering some questions in such a way that it does not hurt any body's feelings and the person is saved from making more enemies.

Diplomatic by BikerBoy19 August 20, 2010

diplomatic yampion 

A diplomatic yampion is a yampion that has committed sexual assault and/or rape.

In a pedophile ring, a diplomatic yampion is of higher rank than a yampion, but is of a lower rank than a tactical yampion.

I’ve heard that man is a diplomatic yampion.

diplomatic yampion by 01111010 01100101 01110010 011 January 1, 2020

Secret Diplomatic Negotiations 

"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"

"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."

Secret Diplomatic Negotiations by An Interested Party August 14, 2009

Diplomatic Counter-Strike

A Game type of Counter-Strike Source designed to test human ego. This game type must be played on a map with hostages. The object of this type is to negotiate the release of the hostages peacefuly without having anyone get killed. Best played without a HUD with sv_cheats on 1.

Althoguh it sounds like a simple task,human ego always gets in the way. Someone will always try to secretly get the hostages without negotiating the release of them.

The standard way of negotiaton is to have all the terrorists (there should always be more ct's than terrorists) make the ct's drop their guns, search them to make sure they arent hiding any, and move them all into one area. Once there, a leader is nominated from the CT team to retrive the hostages without having anyone getting killed (Acompanyed by the T Team leader). Normaly this would work, but always someone has to screw everyone over by sneaking in a pistol and killing a guard on the ct team.

Simple in Theory, difficult in experiment.

Invented by *Ünhi and AfroThunder in 2005.

"THE DEAL HAS GONE SOUR! CAP 'EM ALL! DIPLOMATIC COUNTER-STRIKE NEVER WORKS"

Diplomatic Counter-Strike by Paddy O'Mally August 14, 2008

Diplomatic Cable 

A diplomatic cable is a report written by embassy staff to the Department of State in Washington D.C. Thousands are sent a day.

Wikileaks released a bunch of Diplomatic Cables the other day.

Diplomatic Cable by acalarch December 2, 2010

Diplomatic Immunity 

A truly baffling and retarded rule that essentially means that as long as you're a diplomat you can get away with really anything. A source of irritation for New Yorkers due to UN diplomats incredible inability to park.

Sometimes if a diplomat has been accused of a serious crime such as rape or murder the diplomats country will either waive his immunity or send him home to be tried there. This however doesn't happen nearly as often as it should and many people get away with literally murder.

Diplomatic immunity can only be revoked by the diplomats country or Danny Glover

Diplomatic immunity proves diplomats don't have to live by the law. Look at the Wikipedia page and see how many assholes have gotten away with crimes we'd all be doing life for.

Diplomatic Immunity by Jltdkllr October 15, 2011