dinner plate nipples

When a chick has really big nipples

Joe: I got Nancy's babylons out last night and she's got dinner plate nipples

Jack: That's fucked man!

by clayts05 April 29, 2008

Dinner Plate Dick

A penis that is not long but is extremely wide, comparable to a dinner plate

Damn that dude got a dinner plate dick.

by CoolGuy1000005 October 25, 2018

Dinner Plate Nips

When a persons nipples are so large they rival that of dinner plates.

AKA Huge Nipples

Did you see Deborah's dinner plate nips...fuckers were so big I could have ate off em.

by Hungarian Thunder May 29, 2009

Dinner Plate Penis

An extremely long and wide penis, usually used to eat dinner on.

Yeah i ate my dinner on his dinner plate penis last night.

by CoolGuy1000005 October 25, 2018

patrick's dinner plate

Extremely large freckle on the posterior of an obscenely hirsute and sexually active Queenslander. Can also refer to a meat-tray prize given out at RSL and pub raffles, where the quality is unimportant and various portions of putrifying offal can be found amongst the sausages and chops.

"Crikey, did you see the Patrick's dinner plate on that guy?"
or
"I'd pass, on that raffle mate, looks like a real Patrick's tonight!"

by No 39 October 12, 2006

Just put it on a plate and call it dinner

Just do it; go ahead and finish up; hurry up already; nothing's perfect

"You have been working on that paper all night~just put it on a plate and call it dinner!"

by eliball June 21, 2013

dinner plates

n. nipples of an extreme diameter

Ive see Monika's nipples, they're like dinner plates.

by Caryy May 29, 2004