Ding-dong-ditch

Knocking at someone's door and running.
bib: hey lets ding-dong-ditch someones house

been: let's go!
by Bobcroe November 29, 2013
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ding dong ditch

To knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and then run away. Hiding nearby to watch the person's reaction is optional.

Known as "Nigger Knocking" in less politically-correct times and less politically-correct places such as the Deep South.
"I'm bored. Let's go ding dong ditch mean old Mr. Wilson next door and then hide in the bushes to watch his reaction."
by Chickendog Jackson July 9, 2009
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Ding dong ditch

When you poke someone's butt hole yell Ding dong then run away
Hey look at Bob bending over I'm gonna go Ding dong ditch him
by Theonethecallkritter December 9, 2015
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Ding Dong Ditch

When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.
Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.
by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016
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Ding dong ditching

Verb

1. To go ding dong ditching means to either go knock on a door and run away usually done with a group of friends

2. Other variations include “borrowing” berries, fruits, food from the front of peoples houses in your neighbourhood with often a group of friend
Oi mate lets go ding dong ditching.

They went ding dong ditching and now their neighbours hate them.
by MouldyJam November 23, 2019
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Ding Dong Ditch

When you drop your kids off unannounced at family members with minimal to no warning
Dam, we just got DDD (ding dong ditched) by Tony again...
by sjohnson22 March 7, 2022
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ding dong ditch

1. A group of fuckery teens rings someones doorbell for shits and giggles and then runs away in hopes of giggles, adrenaline, and entertainment.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.
At all stages in life one must consider playing ding dong ditch.
by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015
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