Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

Helm of Disintegration

A magical helm item used in Dungeons & Dragons as described by Peter Griffin. Used to seduce naughty school girls. (Other definition notes that it is a World of Warcraft item but Peter Griffin is describing Dungeons & Dragons character stats).

Lois: "Ohh I need a spanking, I'm a bad, bad girl."

Peter: "I'm a paladin with an 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1d4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 holy avenger."

Lois: "Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration!"

Peter: "Oh... Okay, then, I'm a Black Guy."

by SaltyCaptain December 7, 2016

Dining with Devon

When you perform oral sex on a woman while she is in a handstand

My girlfriend was practicing handstands when I got hungry so I knew it was Dining with Devon time

by Trex_Buttsex October 17, 2012

dinkin flicka

Made popular in a recent episode of "The Office", dinkin flicka roughly translates to "That's life" or "C'est la vie".

It can be used in many circumstances and basically means, 'well, what can you do about it?.. that's life'
The expression is generally used in response to horrible circumstances and is often repeated in agreement by the one in the bad situation.

According to the Office, the expression is "something us Negroes say" but dinkin flicka has recently gained popularity among other ethnic groups.

Darryl: I grew up in the hood.
Michael: dinkin flicka.
Darryl: dinkin flicka.

I just got shot!
dinkin flicka...
yea.. dinkin flicka...

by Charlie Baker July 30, 2008

Disinformation

Any views that the group in power do not approve of

Anti vaxxers need to stop spreading disinformation.

You're welcome to take the poison and get your fatal blood clots, I'm not.

by D Flawless October 21, 2021

selective disinformation

Basically, it's when someone purposefully gives someone else false information, otherwise known as lying.

Victim: Dude, I thought you said she totally wanted go out with me!

Lier: Selective disinformation my friend.

Victim: What the fuck does that mean!?

by Dreggs March 9, 2008

From The Dining Table

Hypocrite people say this song is for losers and sobber. But, at midnight they're crying at the edge of their bed listening to this song.

Jack cried last night after listened 'From The Dining Table'
From The Dining Table represent her sobber life

by lol ,i'm sad rn. November 26, 2019