box of dildoes

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009

dildoesque

Resembling a dildo.

The microphone the news reporter was holding was very dildoesque.

by VikDah June 3, 2016

Diljoe

The gender-reversal of a Fag Hag; a guy who predominantly hangs out with Lesbians

Dude, stop being such a Diljoe, it's not like they're gonna ask you to join in

by Avanator September 1, 2007

Diltler

A Muslim with a 3 foot dildo on there head.

I got fucked so hard by that diltler last night!

by Yatlers are GREAT December 12, 2018

Dildoes

People that submit entries to Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of telling their friends that they contributed to internet culture, effectively making themselves dildoes. Literally.

1) Ha. Only dildoes text LOL with a straight face.

2) How many dildoes have to add an 'I' to the front of a word and define it in an Apple-like manner?

All of them.

by roofus j. January 26, 2011

diltoid

An insult to people you associate with, particularly your friends if they acting like a total dumbass.

Christina was being such a diltoid when she tried to hit the whip to "Hello"

by Kaybbg36 January 27, 2016

Dilton

One of Santa's elves. Similar to the grumpy dwarf in snow white but smaller. Hates women and people who are different. Ginger.

Dilton is an angry elf.

by Dilton December 15, 2017