someone who has been fucked on a regular basis with dildoes in order for them to further accomodate various sized toys and cocks comfortably.
by Jack June 23, 2004
Get the dildo-trained mug.Dildo Teabaggins is a name for any unknown douche mcdouche who turns up with his arm around that girl you like. If you're doing some light social-network stalking and come across a new guy in photos with her, chances are his real name is Dildo Teabaggins.
friend: Who's that douche with the douchey smile hanging off Diana?
you: Ugh, that must be her new bf. I think his name's Dildo Teabaggins.
you: Ugh, that must be her new bf. I think his name's Dildo Teabaggins.
by Dicklechips April 8, 2010
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1: a. toes that resemble dildos due to length, shape, ect.
b. a dildo that resembles a toe
2: Toes/feet involved in sexual release/stimulation.
3: A deragatory term
4: Subject of the illest rhymes ever.
5: A positive exclaimation.
b. a dildo that resembles a toe
2: Toes/feet involved in sexual release/stimulation.
3: A deragatory term
4: Subject of the illest rhymes ever.
5: A positive exclaimation.
1. a. That chick has some hot dildo-toes
b. Do you stock dildo-toes?
2. "I love dildo-toe jobs," said Mrs. Hitchenson unknowingly in front of her now shocked 12 year old.
3. Shut up, your mother is a dildo-toes.
4. Yeah you think this shit’s gross but it’s a fallacy
I love it when them dildo-toes rub my phallus, G
5. I finally got a promotion. That is so dildo-toes to the max!
b. Do you stock dildo-toes?
2. "I love dildo-toe jobs," said Mrs. Hitchenson unknowingly in front of her now shocked 12 year old.
3. Shut up, your mother is a dildo-toes.
4. Yeah you think this shit’s gross but it’s a fallacy
I love it when them dildo-toes rub my phallus, G
5. I finally got a promotion. That is so dildo-toes to the max!
by Foxs_revenge August 29, 2008
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"Dude stop being a dildo tractor."
"Matt is a dildo tractor in his volvo."
"Dude stop being a dildo tractor."
"Matt is a dildo tractor in his volvo."
by Grant & Casey December 23, 2008
Get the Dildo Tractor mug.Usually a very sexually irritated youngster. A pervert and a creepy douche. Their actions usually include some of the following:
1. Not many friends
2. Jerks off. A lot.
3. Spends a lot of time on the computer with porn or World of Warcraft
4. Fantasizes about friends' parents.
5. Steals others belongings such as dildo's, sex toys, bras, or panties.
If someone you know takes part in these actions, they may very well be among the Dildo Thieves.
1. Not many friends
2. Jerks off. A lot.
3. Spends a lot of time on the computer with porn or World of Warcraft
4. Fantasizes about friends' parents.
5. Steals others belongings such as dildo's, sex toys, bras, or panties.
If someone you know takes part in these actions, they may very well be among the Dildo Thieves.
Alec: Dude I am freaking out!
Mitch: Why?
Alec: Jarrett broke into my house last week and stole my mom's panties!
Mitch: Oh... I should've known he was a Dildo Thief when I caught him masturbating to his grandma last week. Sorry...
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Mitch: Why?
Alec: Jarrett broke into my house last week and stole my mom's panties!
Mitch: Oh... I should've known he was a Dildo Thief when I caught him masturbating to his grandma last week. Sorry...
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by Not that guy!!! May 15, 2011
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