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Dildo Faggins

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A flamboyant hobbit who went on an epic journey with his partners Meriodoc, Fannyfuck, and Pippin Tookitintheass to destroy the evil ring around his anus.
"And thus Dildo Faggins was penetrated by the long, studded staff of Sodoman the White.
by Sodoman February 19, 2015
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Since we get have to do no nut November the girls have to do no dildo December which means nothimg of any kinds up the ass or vagina
Girl: haha you have no nut November
Boy: guess what.
Girl: what
Boy: you get no dildo December so you can feel how we feel.
by Jn702 October 1, 2020
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Coined by popular Twitch streamer Hasanabi (real name Hasan Piker) to define guns, specifically assault rifles. Typically used when trying to downplay the importance of them or to make fun of people who are obsessed with them.
Person 1: You why's that guy open carrying his AR-15 in a Target?
Hasanabi: He must be using that murder dildo to overcompensate for something.
by Marx's Beard April 2, 2021
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Dildo Horse

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That Dildo Horse is happy to see us.
by kas858 June 26, 2010
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Jewish Dildo

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- I need some change man..
- I'll give you a Jewish Dildo for five dollars.
by Diskrillus July 25, 2011
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dildo sack pie

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The result of hastily extracting a dildo from a partner's anus and accidentally lathering the ball sack with residual fecal matter.
My girlfriend was about to climax so I got nervous and pulled the dildo out of her asshole, resulting in a dildo sack pie. I had to wash my balls for an hour.
by K.O.T.W. April 16, 2010
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Sonoran Dildo

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1. A cactus in your ass or vagina. It can be an accidental occurence, but it was most likely put there by your boyfriend. A Sonoran Dildo is probably extremely unpleasent.

2. Something gay guys put in there ass to feel something because after years of gay sex, there ass becomes numb and longs for a cactus to be shoved in it.
Ex 1: I had to go to the hospital because my boyfriend used a Sonoran Dildo on me.

Ex 2: John and Tom died yesterday because they gave each other Sonoran Dildos.
by Nick2401 June 22, 2011
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