dipweed

One who is both a dipwad and a dillweed. See definitions of dipwad and dillweed for details.

Jonny is such a dipweed!!!

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

Dilweeding

The act of bumming around, being useless in action, and the physical act of stupidity. Usually characterized as someone who is lazy.

"So, where's Chris?"

"I don't know, probably dilweeding around somewhere."

"I hate working with her, she's always dilweeding when she's supposed to be working!"

lazy

by I<3dilweeds June 9, 2009

dilweed

#1:A dick, a bitch, a guy, a wiener head, someone who is inconsiderate.

#2: A friendly insult, to say it because it sounds good with surrounding words.

#3: A greeting

#1: "What a dilweed for totally cheating on me!"

#2: "Dude your a dilweed!"

#3: "Dilweed!"

by Topsy Cretz March 6, 2009

dilweed

small person who is basiclly weak and afraid

you little dilweed shit head

by yer February 9, 2006

Dipweedle

{dip:wid:l} noun. A person in which embodies every negative characteristic you despise.

Dude your dad is a dipweedle, I can't believe he stood there and watched us move his house for over >9000 hours.

by Phasterus June 14, 2009

Dilweed

Someone who did something that annoyed you (made you anxious), but you can’t be mad at them because it’s not really their fault (and they’re also seriously adorable). A dork.

She called herself a dilweed because she took so long to reply to my messages, but I’m really the dilweed for overreacting and freaking out about it. (Sophie’s amazing and a dork and a wonderful human who means a lot to me.)

by v-blue-writer December 13, 2018

Diaweeda

When an individual under the influence of a psycho-active substance claims they have diarrhea despite not suffering from symptoms of diarrhea.

Jon - "Yeah bro it felt like a wet one then when I stood up it was actually normal"

Rick - "Damn bro you got some diaweeda"
Jon - "No it wasn't though"
Rick - "No, diaWEEDa"
Jon - "Oh, diaWEEDa, haha"

by Buzzsaw808 February 9, 2019