dif

Do It Faggot.

John: I'm pointing my gun at my head right now.
Random guy: DIF!

by Xtremetard March 15, 2009

DIF

Acronym (Dick In The Face).
Describes a woman who makes large efforts to look as sexy as possible and does, but looks really stuck up as well. She could use a dick in the face to humble her. Highly desirable for the dick owner.

Noun: DIF, diffy

-Did you see that girl? What an angel.
- No Way! She looks like a bitch, but damn she is fine. Straight diffy.

by lostonewithoutacause November 8, 2011

DIF

Desert Island Fuck: Someone you would only have sex with if stranded on a desert island.

I don't find her attractive at all. She's a DIF.

by soyboy22 May 14, 2022

dif

Difference

The subtle dif between love and lust is that you can make a person feel like having sex, but cannot make that person love you.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

DiFS

DiFS stands for Division of iPod & Family Services. Much like DYFS (Division of Youth & Family Services), DiFS serves to protect all Apple products that are the victims of neglect and abuse by their owners, such as people who bring food and drinks around their computers, people who leave their Apple products unattended in a crowded wi-fi location to grab a coffee at the counter, etc.

Oh my. That guy just left his Macbook and iPhone on the table and went to order coffee. Anyone could snatch those things and run! I'm calling DiFS.

by real-diculous November 1, 2011

diffed

comes from the word "different"

man, you really diffed
man, you have really changed

have you diffed those beefsteaks?
have you turned those beefsteaks?

we diffed a coin
we flipped a coin

this tastes diffed
this tastes different

by DNi April 21, 2004

dif

Means anything. can be used for anything has no real meaning but DIF.

That pizza last night was dif. I wann dif that girl so hard>

by ufsdahf November 13, 2007