diet

a four-letter word that often leads to deprivation, frustration and, ultimately, failure

Diet should not be in your vocabulary.

by Claudia January 16, 2005

diet

Dare
I
eat
this?

I use the DIET method to lose wait by asking myself "dare I eat this?" before I eat anything.

by PersonWhoIsRandom January 24, 2011

diet

A PERMANANT EATING LIFESTYLE. Almost ALL Americans misconstrued (misinterpret) this word as a temporary change in eating habits to loose weight - such as a "protein diet"

Many Americans have a very unhealthy diet of fast food and pizza.

by Bomni February 8, 2005

diet

n. A food consumption pattern lazy people take up in the place of regular exercise in order to lose weight.

Atkins, Jenny Craig, High Carbs, Low Carbs, All Protein, No Protein, No Red Meat, No Starch, No Sugar, etc.

Steve: Hey want to go eat some food?
Janet: No thanks, I'm on a diet.

by JimChach March 15, 2004

diet

the thing your on today, then off of tomorrow

Today:
I am sooo like fat!!! Ima go ona diet for realz for realz. No more coco for me, ya heard!
Tomorrow:
uMMMM...them chips look good as hellz.... fuck it, im already fat, why dont I live a little?? (chomps on chips)

by MCRfan4life January 11, 2006

diet

A word fat people use to starve themselves or eat healthier for a certain time to lose weight, just to gain it all back and more in the long run

"I'm going on a diet to lose be healthier and lose weight."

"Ya right!"

by laser9978 January 8, 2012

No Diet

A UK drill song that is constantly overplayed by wannabe roadmen

person 1: do you like no diet
person 2: no

by disciples_of_tesco October 4, 2019