diesel dyke

Any butch bitch who works in the automotive industry. Usually depicted with short hair and voice as deep as a whores snatch and a head as rough as a kicked in shit tin.
Customer: Sir I'd like my car serviced
Mechanic: Sure, i'll call julie
Customer: Julie????!!!!
Mechanic: Shes our residenty Diesel Dyke
Customer: Runs away crying
by stevemcqueen March 26, 2007
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Diesel Dyke

A lesbian trucker who is often unattractive sporting a butch haircut, broad shoulders, chain drive wallet, tattoos, flannel shirt, blue jeans and a tire knocker, often missing one or more front teeth as a result of bar room brawling.
Mr. Public's wife used to be cute but she changed after she had a few kids. She chopped her hair, got tattoos and started hanging out with all her lesbian friends at the truck stop, she turned into a diesel dyke.
by Jolly Roger August 17, 2004
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diesel dyke

A "female" who resembles prehistoric man in many respects. Large, ungainly, hairy, loud, dirty, unkempt, smelly, ignorant, aggressive, revolting, unevolved, clumsy, stupid and disgusting.
Hillary Clinton loved a good strap-on ass fucking from a diesel dyke like Janet Reno.
by hammerhead March 14, 2004
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diesel dyke

n. female version of jock except without the homophobia
That diesel dyke just kicked the fuck out of that guy's balls. Well I guess she had no use for 'em.
by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004
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Diesel Dyke

A lesbian who makes a considerable effort to look as unattractive to men as possible. Often wears dungarees. Very much at home under the bonnet with a spanner.
That diesel dyke fair frightens the hell out of me
by rexie September 15, 2003
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Raging diesel dyke

The Alpha Dyke in a gaggle of dykes¹, a homosexual homo sapien female that triumphantly surmounts adversity dispatched upon their ascendancy towards tutelage. Such obstacles are assumably presented by "The Man"².

Visually identified by a high top fade, sleeveless flannel shirt, extremely large belt buckle, biker boots and an earring set connected by a chain matching a chain connecting a wallet and belt on one ear. A deltoid muscle tattooed with a heart inscribed with "Mom" or "Down With Dudes" completes the look.

Employment is key when identifying a RDD³ in the wild, the trucking company must confirm employment of good standing. If not, it must be reported that an imposter is pursuing a modified adaptation of stolen valor in order to usurp and control a specific gaggle.

To legitimize their hierarchical position, RDDs³ speak in faux baritone and presumptively create a robustly masculine facade (this may confuse the researcher due to the RDD's³ attitude towards men). Additionally, perpetuation of aggrandized established masculine behaviors substantiate the appropriation of governing dominancey.

¹ Gaggle of Dykes: not to be confused with a gaggle of gay gooses, a gaggle of dykes is the top 5 or so tiers of a RDD's³ social grouping.

² Author's note: It is unclear if "The Man" is the same individual and/or group that has historically engaged in enigmatically veiled caliginous practices to impede the successes of other minority groups.

³ Abbreviation: Raging Diesel Dyke
Terry is such a Raging Diesel Dyke, she took Janet's girlfriend, got rid of Pat's abusive husband and had the time to detail her rig this afternoon. An absolute legend of epic proportions.
by RDD Inc. May 24, 2022
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Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke

A very, very masculine looking lesbian, usually with a short haircut and either very fat or very muscular. The opposite of a Lipstick Lesbian
Dude! That Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke bitch looked at you like she was about to kick your ass!
by IanChristian October 30, 2008
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