dicktowel

A dicktowel is a girl who, no matter what you do or how you treat her, will come back and have sex with you. It wouldn't matter if you killed her little dog in its Prada bag right in front of her and her baby sister she will still take the penis without question.

A girl that is a towel for your dick that you can throw away and if necessary, pick it back up anytime for a flogging.

Man he treats his girl like crap, she's such a dicktowel.

by Boston Dave January 12, 2009

Dicktown

a mystical place where gay guys reminisce about popular celebrities.

Charle's vacationing in dicktown.

by Bitches&Hoes1234 January 2, 2012

Dicktone

The tone of voice someone uses that immediately identifies them as a full-fledged dick, regardless of what was actually said.

Total stranger: "EXCUSE ME!"

Me: "Whoa dude, pipe down the dicktone!"

by Mattbiggest February 16, 2013

dicktox

the act of cleansing male genitalia after an entcounter with a skanky ass ho'. can include physical scrubing of the penis and balls, doctor's visits, and/or prolonged abstinence.

Mike slept with Chistine and you know that bitch is dirty...now he's doing a dicktox.

by disaronno3 November 24, 2009

dicktox

also known as dick-tox, or dick detox, a dicktox is exactly what it sounds like: a detox from the dick. whether it's just getting some space from the men in your life or just hoppin' off the dick so that you can think clearly, a dicktox is necessary for any person who comes in contact with schlongs, or people with them.

lisa: so how are things with steven?
julia: pretty bomb actually, but i think i need a dicktox, all this hot bangin' is scrambling my a thoughts a lil'. i think i need a break so that i can think clearly.

by ericacaaa June 13, 2018

Dicktose intolerant

Not being into dick what else?

Can you suck my dick? Nah I’m dicktose intolerant.

by Big baby jay June 9, 2019

Dicktowel

An individual that has a current self-esteem problem; someones bitch.

Quit being such a dicktowel

by T.J.Hooker June 14, 2004