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dicksmoke

A male who enjoys having penises in his mouth; a gay guy who likes to suck dicks.
That guy is a dicksmoke. I have proof! I saw him blow Old Man Withers last weekend.
by Wang Delicious January 28, 2003
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dickstove

jimmy sat on Mr.Matthews bare Johnson
by mick dick June 2, 2003
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Dick Stroke

When your dick gets so hard that the blood pressure in your cock causes a malfunction resembling a stroke in your brain. EXCEPT IT IS YOUR FUCKING DICK!!!!!!!
Nice looking woman walks in.

Guy 1-look at that lady! Damn!
Guy 2- yeah too bad you had a dick stroke last week. Don't think you'll be doing work in her slit.
Guy 1-don't remind me asshole...
by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015
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dickstrated

Frustration from lack of your mans manhood. Sex deprived. Being stingy with the "D" sex frustrated
Baby when you don't give me sex I get dickstrated Dick frustrated
by Shelley Bunn.Bunn August 10, 2017
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dicksmoke

a fat bitch ass old woman who is very ugly and probably has her hair died either blue or green.
by joperk12 April 4, 2007
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Dicksmoke

When your patty is in a steam roller connected to a gas mask used for smoking doob and you simultaneously fellate yourself (See "autofellatio}") and take a nice big toke.
"Hey, Bob, believe you me: when ya dicksmoke, beware the moneyshot. Not a good taste with tha weed"
by Dill dOugh February 17, 2004
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Dickstricken

When a person takes out their dick and you’re terrified by the size.
When Vladimir took off his pants I was dickstricken!
by Guiostifer December 15, 2018
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