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Mega thunder dickslap

Usually performed by people named Thomas with 18 inch penises. The mega thunder dickslap is performed by pulling thy self’s pants down and stroking thy massive 18 inch penis. Then, one spins in a rotation fast enough to cause thy penis to gain momentum. Then, when the time comes, one stops the circular rotation and jumps in the air with penis in hand, and strikes down upon its target. And that is the mega thunder dickslap.
Did you hear how that guy Thomas did a mega thunder dickslap on that other kid?
by Vagina_destroyer.420 June 17, 2019
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dickslop

the specimen that comes out of or off of one's male reproductive organ A.K.A penis.
Bro, I just got a bj from this chick and got my dickslop all over her face!!!
by bbbooobbb June 7, 2011
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Dickflurry

When you're banging a chick, take a shit in her mouth, then proceed to piss in it. Then, use your dick as a stirring straw and put it in her mouth to mix the shit with the piss. Then nut in her mouth. And to top it off, punch her in the face and make sure the blood drips into her mouth and mixes in with the shit, piss and cum. I give you, the Dickflurry.
This one chick here dow, I gave how a Dickflurry foww showw.
by DillingerXXX January 13, 2011
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dicksmurf

'Dicksmurf' is an offensive, and accusing word used in verbal fights and insults. The word 'dicksmurf' implies that the insultee has a tiny, blue penis.
You are a dicksmurf.
by fermal February 2, 2007
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cosmic dickslap

the phenomenon of being fucked into a euphoric state by a very skilled cocksmith.
"That bitch was all starry-eyed after I hit her with the cosmic dickslap."
by 40oz.killa May 1, 2010
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Dickslap

When you are recieving head from someone and they are noy doing a very good job, you slap their face with your penis until they get a black eye
SLAP!!!! You call that a blowjob? SLAP!! SLAP!!!SLAP!!!
by big titty bitch January 22, 2005
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Dickslump

The act of falling into your partners mouth while he/she gives you a blowjob.
Molly: So I started sucking his dick and he just dickslumped into me.
Julie: What a dick.
by CrxzyBxstxrd November 2, 2013
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