Dickscrimination

When Someone Assumes That Your Penis Is The Size Of The Minority You Belong To.

"Theres No way I'm Dating You, You're Small"
"Are You Dickscriminating Me Because I'm Asian?"-Dickscrimination

by Toastpolice September 16, 2009

dickjackathon

A marathon of masturbation, usually resulting in several hours of non stop meat beating.

Dude! Last night I finally bought a PornHub account and had a dickjackathon.

by Chief Big-Dick Supreme October 31, 2017

Dickstachio

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.

Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!

by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011

Dickachu

Someone who sneezes while taking dick

Cranky is Dickachu

by LanceIsAwesome March 6, 2023

dicksmack

a stupid person, or imbecile.

Yo! Dicksmack, stop hitting yourself.

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

Dicksand

A female version of being "whipped" (crazy in love with and subservient to.) When a girl feels this way about a boy, she's stuck in the dicksand.

She never shuts the fuck up about him! She's totally stuck miles deep in the dicksand.

by M&M5ever April 7, 2017

dickscape

When visiting a large sculpture, building, or structure of some sort you take a picture while positioning yourself where your dick in comparison looks the same size or larger.

I've collected dickscapes of myself around the world, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, CN Tower, and even the Burj Khalifa.

by infosystir March 15, 2016