Dicklash

(n) - When you're jacking off and your mom walks in, prompting you to hastily sequester your wang and shove it back down at an awkward angle.

Bob really got dicklash yesterday, especially after that ten hour spell on Redtube that his mom walked in on.

by Slavman October 1, 2010

dicklash

an insult implying someone got hurt their neck from sucking too much dick.

Binky: aw shit dude my neck hurts.

MikeNike: haha you probably got dicklash. You gotta stop inhaling that cock.

Binky: Fuck you asshole!...hahahaha

by AJ.S November 9, 2008

Dickwasher

A person with special face and mouth structure. Once you suck more than 5 dicks, your mouth will adapt itself into the Dickwasher form. They can be spotted easily at the first glance.

They usually have clear facial features, lips, and have a more open mouth than usual when speaking.

Bro 1: Dude check that qt
Bro 2: Dude hol up, look at her face
Bro 1: Oh shit, she's a total Dickwasher bruh

by HrisnyAndilek November 2, 2019

dickrascope

A extremely grande sized and rare dick, only a person with the name juan can posse its powers. It doubles in size when it gets hard.

Hey did u hear that juan has a dickrascope. "yea i did i heard that they are very rare."

by dos dick juan November 22, 2011

dickrush

What happens to an aroused male when they experience something that is very anti-arousing, and they feel their boner is heading rapidly towards the inside.

Dude, last day i had the worst dickrush ever; i was browsing the instagram of my fav pornstar, then i saw a pic of my mother-in-law in bikini.

by TheCommando April 4, 2020

Dicklash

Get mushroom stamped so hard that you get whiplash.

Julian: Man I think I have dicklash.
All: Most Likely.

by Fondleface November 2, 2012

dicklash

When a fast and hard grinding woman on top is not in tune with the direction of her partners penis hardness and folds a semi erect penis in half during mid grind.

I got dicklash after I lost my woody.

by lyradius February 12, 2014