Dickpuss

A mix between a dick and a pussy. Usually when a person is annoying. It can really take on any meaning. Much like the word "Fuck". Can be used as a noun or verb. Usually used in a negative manner.
Pl. dickpi

1. "My roommate is such a fucking dickpuss."

2. "Quit dickpussing around and lets go."

3. Student 1:"Joe doesn't want to go to the party."
Student 2: What a dickpuss.

by Slicktor February 21, 2009

Dickosaur

describing somebody in a negative manner.

The origin of this word comes from fifa 09. After referring to ronaldinho as "Ronoldinosaur" we shortened it to "dinosaur" and then simply just to "Dickosaur". Dickosaur seemed a proper term because if you had him on your team, you would kill everybody at fifa, labeling you and your star player as a dick, or a "dickosaur".

Today, this term can always be used in everyday life. It is mostly used after somebody does something that would be considered "dick". Such as fucking your bestfriends girlfriend or eating all of the steak out of the refrigerator.

"dude your a fucking dickosaur, all you had to do was tell me that you used my beard trimmer to trim your pubes, now i have fucking pubes all over my face!"

"i can tell that your dads a dickosaur, he doesn't let you do anything and always gets you in trouble"

by GmoneySags November 14, 2009

dickcussion

When a man tally-whacks an individual across the head and/or face with his penis and causes either permanent or temporary memory loss, impaired speech, headache, dizziness; may result in moderate loss of motor skills.

Natalie went to a frat party and a got a nasty dickcussion.

by Artholemule July 12, 2015

Biggus Dickus

While a largely unknown person, Biggus Dickus is said to be a very great friend of Caesar. Anyone daring to laugh at his name is said to end up being a gladiator. His wife's name is Incontinentia Buttocks.

I heard this dude ended up as a gladiator because he laughed when he heard the name 'Biggus Dickus'.

by fixo January 7, 2019

Dickpussy

A slang term referring to the genitalia of an overweight man. It is derived from the notion that excess fat envelopes and hides the penis, and the slit through which it may or may not be seen resembles female genitalia.

Rob is so fat, you can't see his junk. He has a dickpussy...

by Richie Ballz August 19, 2007

dickoupage

The hard, crusted-on piece(s) of tissue left adhered to the male genetalia by seminal fluid after cleaning up from a session of masterbation. Often not found until the next cleansing of the body. Can be akward to explain to a partner.

When she found his dickoupage, it was obvious that he had taken some time to pleasure himself. She wondered when he had last showered.

by MAG71 February 8, 2009

Bigus Dickus

Bigus Dickus is gods gift to women. Also known as the human tripod and the breaker. He is a legend known by many names.

In Rome he is known as Dingus Dongus
In India he is known as Elephantshiva

In China he is known as Da Niao
In France he is known Dieu Cheval
In Germany he is known as Mann mit 3 Beinen
In Spain he is known as El Toro Humano

Aint nothing like a Bigus Dickus to feed a womans appetite and holes.

by Dingus Dongus May 21, 2021