Dickosaurus rex

A person who is the king of all jerks; a complete moron; one who consistently says or does the wrong thing at the wrong time.

'Did you see him knock the cup out of that homeless guy's hand? That guy is a real Dickosaurus rex!'

by enols March 14, 2010

the dickslapper experience

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago

look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience

by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011

Dickologist

Someone who studies and specializes in the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.

A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.

"Man, I had sex with this woman, and now I start to have a rash on my penis."

"Visit the Dickologist".

"My penis is too small; I can't pleasure my wife"
"I heard the dickologist at 49th street can lengthen it with a small surgery".

by Fukaface! December 16, 2010

dickslave

Dick Slave - A person who slaves his/her Dick, aka, beating the meat, or jacking off.

Hey Sean Get the fuck out of the bathroom and stop being a dickslave!

by Hemispherical August 31, 2008

Dickology

Dickology is the obsession of studying the anatomy of the male penis, and not being able to stop drawing penises.

Dickology is found in the character Seth in the movie Super Bad

by Jaci and Ellie April 20, 2008

Dickolodeon

Slang word for the new nickolodeon which sucks balls

Hey man guess what?
What?
They just passed shitty iCarly on Dickolodeon
Oh that's fucking bad!.

by latino14 August 1, 2010

dickol

A swarthy young lad whose lame attempts to score some poon are fantastically futile. He will try to grasp any woman with sounds of sweet nothings and promises of Italian food via Facebook message.

GIRL ONE: You see that guy over yonder?
swarthy lad saunters past

GIRL TWO:
The one with the chin?

GIRL ONE:
Yeah. He asked me out. Over Facebook.

GIRL TWO:
Ugh. He is such a Dickol.

by prettyprincessssssssssss May 12, 2010