Dignified burial at sea

A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.

Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine

Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"

by me old fruity July 18, 2011

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Dickdified

When a person see a penis and becomes mesmerized by the beautiful penis

Last night I saw a beautiful cock and I was in dickdified by how beautiful it looked.

by merchant marine October 21, 2013

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Dickified

(Verb) A process to territorially claim a food item, or similar, by placing your penis in the said item and verbally announcing this action to those around you.

That coffee creamer is so good, I totally dickified it. Your welcome to try it, but please not that I am a secretor...

by Hootie79 January 10, 2021

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Dicktified

When a man dicks down a woman soo good that she is willing to do and tolerate anything for that man as long as he lays down more dick for her.

Friend: Why haven't you answered my calls and texts??, its been a whole week since your date and I need details!!
Her: I'm soo sorry...it's just...I think I'm Dicktified

by PimpinnBig March 6, 2021

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dinkified

(dink ih fy); dinkifying (dink ih fy ing)

1) To make one dumber
2) Be reduced to the lowest levels of stupidity
3) Become a dinkus

Example 1:

Stop hanging out with her. She is dinkifying you.

Example 2:

Person 1: I want to put a bunch of bowling balls in a pillow case and beat someone with it.

Person 2: Dude, have you been dinkified?

by guitarguy16 March 31, 2009

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