the indecipherable language of mumbles and grunts that girls speak when they are trying to communicate whilst having a dick in their mouth. it is doubly humorous because it plays on the words Dick and Knees, which are two key components to the speaking of Dickanese.
"by the end of the night, carlo had natalie speaking Dickanese "
"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)
"where's the handle" (usually gargled language)
"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)
"where's the handle" (usually gargled language)
by Cloandnattie October 22, 2008
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(Length of shaft)+(pull out length)*(# of pumps)*(weekly average of sex)*(52)=dicktance
(Length of shaft)+(pull out length)*(# of pumps)*(weekly average of sex)*(52)=dicktance
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Get the dickface champion mug.Noun - a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver's seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one's belt,zipper,and genitals in order to masturbate. Used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.
Dude, I got so horny on that long car ride that I just had to rub one out. Thank god I had my trusty dicklantern
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Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.
Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"
Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.
Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"
*Boy walks passed*
Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life
Girl 2: What about your ex?
Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker
Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life
Girl 2: What about your ex?
Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker
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