dicklent

Where you give your penis to anyone because you are depressed.

Yo James is a dicklent

by My space February 21, 2018

Pickle Dickelment

when you find yourself in the sourest situationn possible..

she was in a Pickle Dickelment when she ate all her husbands oreos.

by mindylouhoo January 14, 2023

dicrement

(dick ra ment)

Simplifying and/or reducing an overlycomplicated expression, process or idea, removing or deleting anything or everything that is totally unneeded, unwanted, or redundant. Must be done in a rude, blunt, dickish with excessive verbage and a vivid colorful language.

(Euler was a pro dicrementer)

"Hey asshole, your definition of dicrement needs to be dicremented"

"Hey dumbass, you can print 'Hello World!\n' in 1 line. You need to dicrement your code so it doesn't take 20?"

by sul February 13, 2014

dickmentor

dickmentor is like dementor from the harry potter movies.
as we all know a demonstor takes your soul.
but a dickmentor,, takes your dick instead.

Jonas: "Harry! there is a dickmentor behind you, cover up your dick!"
Harry: "oh shit dude!!"

by Baasch December 11, 2016

Dickamentation

The transfer of a vagina to a penis

"Hey bro I just did some dickamentation with my sister", "what".

by ArmsDealer November 12, 2021

dickferential

Like differential (additional pay for time or duties beyond those normally required, the most common being working a shift other than the day shift), but instead of being paid extra for working odd hours, you're paid extra for your willingness to work with terrible people.

"I got a job as a mall security guard. It sucks, but the pay is decent. I get dickferential for putting up with mall rats."

by thebearthebearthebear November 19, 2009

dickmento

Being coherced to suck a dick because you cannot remember what a dick looks like because you have suffered severe head trauma.

Phil: Aw, poor Albert, he's been suffereing from dickmento ever since the accident.
Jake: ... uh, how do you know this?
Phil: I JUST DO, OKAY!

by Matt Cowan January 1, 2008