dickwagon

Someone who is a homosexual to an extreme, where they carry people's dicks around all day.

Oh my god, Jeff is such a fucking dickwagon

by Cale Middleton June 29, 2007

Dicklauncher

One who enjoys launching dicks into themselves.

Often used amongst gamers as an insult when either under the influence of alcohol or other drugs, or no other insult can be thought of at the moment.

Originally used by a gamer under the alias "||IM-BS||C.h.tw" on Counter-Strike:Source.

What the fuck? He got a headshot on me from all the way across the map... What a fuckin' dicklauncher that kid is...

by ~N0m@D-Anon.~ June 22, 2011

Dickwagon

dik-wagun -noun

1. An insult directed to a person used to describe their stupidity.

2. The descriptive terminology to identify a homosexual in a vulgar way.

1. I can't believe John stole his dads car, he's such a dickwagon!

2. He's so gay and likes so much cock in the ass, he might as well be the community dickwagon.

by jamiethompsonca March 17, 2010

dickason disease

when some dumb fat fuck has too lift his stomach up just to take a piss.

Andrew caught the dickason disease once he reached 400 lbs.

by JP1986 December 5, 2011

dicklatoge

1. When a guy accidentally gets cum in a girls hair

2. Wearing a low cut shirt in the hopes of getting the D.

1. He dicklatoged you!

I see you got your hair dicklatoged last night.

2. That dress is for sure going to get you dicklatoged tonight!

by Pelvic Power Ranger January 9, 2016

Dicklan

Noun:

A Snapback merchant who surcomes to a dickish nature.

Person 1: Man, you wanna buy my snapbacks? They're only $10
Person 2: Dude, you're such a Dicklan.

by Nobody Knows, Seriously December 5, 2012

dickamonas

An STD in a woman who returns to the hospital, repeatedly with the same vaginal infection, because the dick she is having sex with has not been treated. (Related to Trichomonas which is the offending parasite)

After the woman had been re-infected repeatedly and had informed her "fiancee" each time that he needed to be treated, it was determined that she was suffering from dickamonas. A condition best treated by abstaining from sex with this partner until he has been treated.

by SASsy,RNC April 4, 2010