dicknesis

The masterful art of using your mind to control an erection thereby, avoiding embarrassment. One must however note that dicknesis can only be practiced by individuals with an IQ of 115 and above.

Dude, after Mary-Ann sat on me with that luscious ass, I had to use dicknesis to avoid revealing how horny I was.

by juvenylle September 28, 2010

Dicknesia

when your mind becomes blank causing you not to react to the stupid antics of your man because his penis is so big and perfect.

Tommy NEVER picks up his clothes off the floor, but luckily his woman has dicknesia and she doesn't rag on him.

by Lady Cupcake September 11, 2009

dicknesia

A straight male's ability to forget the accidental witnessing of his friend's junk, leaving a "scene missing" effect in the chronological progression of his memory.

Jeniffer - I can't believe he just opened the bathroom door on you doing the helicopter dick. Did he see anything?

Paul - Well, in those situations what a man's eyes see and his mind remembers are two different things- it's tramatic dicknesia.

by dicknesia June 9, 2014

dickyness

To show constant signs of being a DICK !!!
To BAG ON others FS threads!
To TALK SMACK then run away like a GIRL !

Ignore that guys dickyness !

by ummm. March 14, 2007

Dickcheese

Someone who always uses URBAN DICTIONARY instead of thinking for theirselves.

Bridget Youman always hacks accounts because she is a dickcheese.

by Colonel666 January 26, 2017

dickcheeseburger

1) An excessively amorous man of the bisexual-styled sexuality.
2) A sugar uncle
3) A sugar cane
3) Sugar lumpkins
4) A Russian girl who will remain nameless and will instead be dubbed "dickcheeseburger"
5) Please send help
6) They're trying to kill me
7) Help

"You are the biggest dickcheeseburger ever."
"Let's go to the park and have fun."

by Brent K July 3, 2006

Dickness

The essence of dick

Scotty: Hayley totally wanted to blow me, but she already blew Kemper like an hour ago, so I denied her because I didn't want his dickness all up on my cock.

by KemperHoeDoes May 8, 2011