Antfarm dickhole

Antfarm dickhole is a movie that Danny talks about on various episodes of game grumps when they were playing Sonic Boom, it was first mentioned during episode one of that series. The movie is about a guy who puts ants in his dick. It can be used to describe something cheesy or crappy, such as the game, Sonic Boom.

Person 1: God this game is like.. it's like..
Person 2:Antfarm dickhole?

Person 1: yeah!

by Smoshmads126 October 23, 2016

Wipe Your Dickhole

The act of employing a square of toilet paper to blot the pesky droplets of pee which sometimes remain at the tip of the penis and may dribble into one's pants or undergarments post- urination.

"Dude, since I started rockin' girlfriend jeans I've been freeballingon the reg and I swear, everytime I piss I get pee stains around my crotch."

"Bro, looks you're gonna have to learn to wipe your dickhole."

by L.O.L. Cool J May 25, 2012

dickhole

a very annoying, irrational, rude person...a poor excuse for a human being

Russ is being such a dickhole right now.

by kevin t. April 12, 2003

dickscuse

An obviously false excuse for one's penis either with regard to (size, performance, appearance, etc.)

Jenn: "Wow, now that's a small dick!"
Eric: "No, it's just cold, haven't you heard of shrinkage?"
Jenn: "It's the middle of summer and the air conditioner is broken, so..."
Eric: "I think the lighting must be making it look smaller..."
Jenn: "All I hear is dickscuse after dickscuse, little ass babydick having motherfucker! You should just own your tiny dingaling and move on."
Eric: "OK, fine, I have a small dick. Happy?"

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

Dickpause

1.) to take a step back and look at the situation
2.) the moment right before men cum

Dude you just need to take a Dickpause and check yourself

by Rapping January 4, 2015

dicknose

1. An individual who behaves like an asshole or is a pain in the ass.
2. Someone whose nose is shaped like a penis.

1. "Go fuck yourself, dicknose!"
2. That guy has a dicknose just like his father's.

by Simon January 26, 2003

fistfucked in the dickhole

The worst thing that could ever happen to you...

"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole..."

by Jan Warren January 23, 2008