A braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. A metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.
by jjfromkansas August 2, 2012
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"Oh, it's not a serious relationship. He's only my dickbringer."
"He's great with the kids and helps around the house, but sometimes I just need him to shut up and be my dickbringer."
"He's great with the kids and helps around the house, but sometimes I just need him to shut up and be my dickbringer."
by bigswizzle January 17, 2014
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by Foreskin Mc Adams June 17, 2020
Get the Dickering mug.He had an old tractor he didn't need anymore, so after some dickering i walked away with the tractor in exchange for 20 pounds of peanuts.
by jethro20 April 16, 2017
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So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger
by Ol Dickfinger Himself June 14, 2009
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Get the dickfingers mug.It's when two dicks (as in the people) start to bicker. The resulting feud is called dickering. I suppose it could be a sort of sword fight between two dicks (the things), but that's just speculation.
by impermanence August 1, 2008
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