1. adj. Not smart, one who acts like a complete idiot, has no friends.
2. n. A single, or group of people who are too scared to try on a condom
3. v. To get hit by a baseball, Hit by a pitch
2. n. A single, or group of people who are too scared to try on a condom
3. v. To get hit by a baseball, Hit by a pitch
by Exca11 July 5, 2014
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1. Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)
Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.
You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.
You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....
"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.
You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.
You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....
"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
by Gabo, de la Guerra October 26, 2004
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A small hard mass in the kidney that forms from deposits primarily of phosphates and urates. Also called nephrolith.
A small hard mass in the kidney that forms from deposits primarily of phosphates and urates. Also called nephrolith.
I heard you got dick beans.. I told you to stop drinking red bull.
or
You: I'm trying to take a piss man, but I got dick beans.
Friend: Good God, shoot it out already.
or
You: I'm trying to take a piss man, but I got dick beans.
Friend: Good God, shoot it out already.
by =>mittens<= May 1, 2009
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A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.
dickbeater(singular)
A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.
A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.
dickbeater(singular)
A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.
Johnnies dickbeaters were slippery from the KY and he dropped the remote.(plural)
Keep your dickbeaters out of the ice chest.(plural)
Dave is a real dickbeater, he jacks it five times a day.(singular)
Debbie is a dickbeater, she gives handjobs to just about anyone. (feminine singular)
Keep your dickbeaters out of the ice chest.(plural)
Dave is a real dickbeater, he jacks it five times a day.(singular)
Debbie is a dickbeater, she gives handjobs to just about anyone. (feminine singular)
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Person 2: Yeah, but too bad it's still 2WD... I heard he dumped 5.5k into it, and a Subaru could out drive it off road.
Person 1: Wow, really? He really Dick Bean'd that one! think of the sweet Enve wheels and di2 XTR he could have bought for his bike instead!
Person 2: Yeah, but too bad it's still 2WD... I heard he dumped 5.5k into it, and a Subaru could out drive it off road.
Person 1: Wow, really? He really Dick Bean'd that one! think of the sweet Enve wheels and di2 XTR he could have bought for his bike instead!
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