Dickbag

One who encompasses all qualities of a huge duffel bag full of penises. One who does not understand that driving 2 hours to Sebring, FL for a fantasy draft and then driving back home and retuning at 2 am when the traveler has a 6 am flight.

Kaleb is a douche. That dickbag took Terrell Owens in the 10th round even though that nigga don't have a job.

by Codes123466 August 21, 2013

Dickbag

Scumbag, Condom, Jimmy, rubber, protection.

Don't flush the dickbag down the toilet, it wreaks havoc on the septic system...

by GR March 18, 2003

dickbag

another term for a dickhead, but slightly more offensive.

you took the last beer. you dickbag.

by dirk dig November 19, 2004

dickbag

A bag of dicks. Not a scrotum.

Shut the fuck up, dickbag.

by Z. Goldfish August 26, 2005

dickbag

usually used as a light insult, toward solely friends, as it is not really insulting at all; a jerk; sometimes used in place of idiot;

jim: bob, i've got a confession to make.
bob: yea, jim?
jim: i fucked your mother.
bob: you dickbag!

by sir nathaniel September 25, 2008

dickbag

a complete dick who cares to much about his public image

A bitchy freshman douche bag boy, who breaks up with his amazing Junior girl friend because he cares so much what people think is a dickbag

by Guptard March 22, 2011

DickBag

A bag of uncircumcised Cocks. Like a stubborn DickBag but you can kick it and it will move.

Women also buy these for batchlorette party's

Person 1: What did you get heather for her party?
Person 2: a big DickBag!
Person 1: Shit! I got her the same thing!

by LoudSilence May 07, 2017