Dickamatics

Shit Just Not Adding Up

Ju bro the Dickamatics ain’t adding up. Kito fuck them hoes the Dickamatics ain’t right.

by juthegoat November 6, 2018

donkament

A derogatory or humorous term for a poker tournament with bad players. Derived from donkey or donk (a bad poker player). Similar to donkfest.

I played in a donkament last night where people were reraising with king jack.

by GregF June 29, 2007

Dickmeat

Dickmeat
1)The essential properties of the male anatomy
2)Somebody who exhibits steadfast incompetence; a useless person
3)An insult; someone lacking social graces.
4)A man who is only good for sex.
5)An exclamatory.
6)Not an ingredient of dick-cheese-burgers, contrary to popular belief.

The woman was fienin’ for it, so I gave her the ol’ dickmeat.

We would have been on time if it wasn’t for dickmeat over here.

Hey dickmeat, fuck off somewhere, will ya?

Man, that dude pickin’ up all the ladies is pure dickmeat.

*drops hammer on toe* Dickmeat!

A dick-cheese-burger!? Does that have dickmeat in it?

by Promospaien November 29, 2007

dickdent

when guys penis is so big you can see the outline or indentation of his penis through his jeans.

Hey look at that dickdent. wow!

by Donna C February 4, 2006

dickamatized

When the dick is so good a girl just gets mesmerized and lets the guy do anything because she doesn't care because of course, the dick is that good

"Oh my gosh girl, me and Lil' Tony cheating on me"

"Why you don't leave him girl?"

"Cause his dick too good!"

"Oooh, you must be dickamatized"

by jujubeez February 4, 2014

donkament

A poker tournament, especially online, that is filled with bad players.

Man, no one folds a hand in this donkament.

by snelgrave June 24, 2007

Deckumentary

when you deck someone so hard you have to film it

kelly: Check out this deckumentary I made the other day!
brianna: You ruined that chick, she totally deserved it!

by king deckman May 25, 2016